So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12666. | Lucas (doowoop) | 80.59 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 12667. | Hong Phuc (meta7) | 80.59 | 91% | 2014-11-18 |
| 12668. | ha.na234-love (haruna) | 80.58 | 97% | 2013-03-25 |
| 12669. | Neithan (neithan) | 80.58 | 95% | 2014-04-05 |
| 12670. | クリスチャン (lshanun... | 80.58 | 97% | 2014-02-28 |
| 12671. | Ish (asdfwhatyouknow) | 80.58 | 96% | 2016-05-14 |
| 12672. | vetle (vetlebg) | 80.58 | 99% | 2022-01-24 |
| 12673. | T4R3K (t4r3k) | 80.58 | 93% | 2014-08-29 |
| 12674. | Jimmy (carb0n13) | 80.58 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 12675. | numdegased (numdegased) | 80.58 | 95% | 2021-06-01 |
| 12676. | Mike (mikeyyve) | 80.58 | 95% | 2016-11-21 |
| 12677. | Rey (reymaster370) | 80.58 | 96% | 2019-03-31 |
| 12678. | Hi (jxjx) | 80.58 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 12679. | Tao (litao91) | 80.58 | 95% | 2015-11-02 |
| 12680. | FREE PALESTINE (mida612) | 80.58 | 96% | 2015-12-20 |
| 12681. | Uemi (uemichan) | 80.58 | 97% | 2021-12-19 |
| 12682. | Jomar (sushijo) | 80.57 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 12683. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 80.57 | 98% | 2019-10-11 |
| 12684. | asd (spiros3535) | 80.57 | 96.7% | 2021-02-21 |
| 12685. | Pumpking (rawter007) | 80.57 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 12686. | old layout (_darya_) | 80.57 | 98% | 2023-07-02 |
| 12687. | CLl (chinll) | 80.57 | 94% | 2020-09-13 |
| 12688. | Hell (hellgee) | 80.57 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 12689. | mike (manarazer) | 80.56 | 94% | 2013-07-30 |
| 12690. | Hassan (0_nix_0) | 80.56 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 12691. | Anthony (orn59354) | 80.56 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 12692. | Eli (swannyaf) | 80.56 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 12693. | YellowQuack (yellowquack) | 80.56 | 94% | 2020-05-03 |
| 12694. | Alex (koroglua15) | 80.55 | 90% | 2014-02-07 |
| 12695. | Eric (mainsterr) | 80.55 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |