So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20846. | Kaos (ihbekaos) | 67.23 | 95.7% | 2023-10-05 |
| 20847. | Alex (avw1793) | 67.23 | 95.2% | 2023-09-27 |
| 20848. | Nacho! (ernestl_lalo) | 67.23 | 94% | 2018-11-02 |
| 20849. | Ayaz (holografick) | 67.23 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 20850. | John (tinols) | 67.23 | 95% | 2012-10-24 |
| 20851. | foxtrautus (foxtrautus) | 67.23 | 95% | 2019-05-13 |
| 20852. | dou (beahdou) | 67.22 | 94% | 2011-05-18 |
| 20853. | Chen (corrupt003) | 67.22 | — | 2009-05-17 |
| 20854. | Icey (icey) | 67.22 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 20855. | Daniel (postedwp805) | 67.22 | 94% | 2013-07-14 |
| 20856. | James (zitwrt) | 67.22 | 99% | 2018-10-28 |
| 20857. | Aaron (the_bus) | 67.22 | 96% | 2021-10-15 |
| 20858. | Ben (barks) | 67.22 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 20859. | Napatthorn (npp_engieer) | 67.22 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| 20860. | Antony (cony77777) | 67.22 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 20861. | S (dontudare) | 67.22 | 95.3% | 2023-07-30 |
| 20862. | All top 4 are fuking cheate... | 67.21 | 96% | 2012-03-13 |
| 20863. | Matej (matejh) | 67.21 | 97% | 2016-08-05 |
| 20864. | S (technicalguy) | 67.21 | 94% | 2011-06-16 |
| 20865. | Lucas (akz92) | 67.21 | 92% | 2016-11-12 |
| 20866. | zsolt (zsolesz) | 67.21 | — | 2010-01-24 |
| 20867. | lapras (lapras) | 67.21 | 94% | 2016-02-25 |
| 20868. | Michael (pernobo) | 67.21 | 96% | 2015-09-18 |
| 20869. | Diddy (chriiisclm) | 67.21 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 20870. | Ayvar (ayvar) | 67.21 | 96.8% | 2023-07-16 |
| 20871. | HAIDER (india_) | 67.21 | 98% | 2022-11-08 |
| 20872. | Pasindu (pasinducw) | 67.21 | 85% | 2016-03-25 |
| 20873. | Axel (axelthecurlyhead) | 67.21 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 20874. | Kapil (kapiltype) | 67.21 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 20875. | ventura (ventura127) | 67.21 | 96.2% | 2023-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |