The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12273. | GMK Handarbeit (rp1324) | 84.63 | 96% | 2018-12-05 |
| 12274. | Stephen (brenns10) | 84.63 | 92% | 2015-03-30 |
| 12275. | Goscinny (goscinny) | 84.63 | 93% | 2016-06-09 |
| 12276. | touchtypepracticer69 (touch... | 84.62 | 97% | 2022-10-31 |
| 12277. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 84.62 | 99% | 2016-01-25 |
| 12278. | Oral (oralduck) | 84.62 | 98% | 2018-03-24 |
| 12279. | Kalo (kalo) | 84.62 | 91% | 2015-10-23 |
| 12280. | Jasper (jasperw) | 84.62 | 94% | 2013-06-22 |
| 12281. | Macklin (macklin123) | 84.61 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 12282. | Radu (raduplo) | 84.61 | 97% | 2023-09-22 |
| 12283. | Callan (callick) | 84.61 | 92% | 2013-04-19 |
| 12284. | lagidigu (lagidigu) | 84.61 | 89% | 2013-07-22 |
| 12285. | Alyssa (typingtodeath) | 84.61 | 90% | 2012-12-30 |
| 12286. | Drew (itstacotime) | 84.60 | 97% | 2012-10-26 |
| 12287. | Callie (le_jade) | 84.60 | 95% | 2020-02-29 |
| 12288. | mathwog (suhtwog) | 84.60 | 97% | 2013-02-15 |
| 12289. | Cassie (lazurey) | 84.59 | 99% | 2015-11-13 |
| 12290. | Ivan (hehemon) | 84.59 | — | 2009-11-11 |
| 12291. | ƒuç (typ0_negative_) | 84.58 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 12292. | DancingIguana (dancingiguana) | 84.58 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
| 12293. | tstats[manthan_noob] (sixty... | 84.58 | 99% | 2023-01-20 |
| 12294. | fml (fmldave89) | 84.58 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| 12295. | Elijah (elijahflame) | 84.58 | 92% | 2013-09-15 |
| 12296. | TBo (tbo_) | 84.58 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 12297. | Murilo (murilo.rodrigues@gm... | 84.58 | 91% | 2016-07-03 |
| 12298. | Jin (jin_dwarf) | 84.58 | 93% | 2017-05-12 |
| 12299. | slow (366665) | 84.58 | 95% | 2019-01-09 |
| 12300. | The (thedecider) | 84.58 | 97% | 2016-02-17 |
| 12301. | sohel (sohelahmed) | 84.58 | 97% | 2011-05-07 |
| 12302. | PRINCESS (princess_mehek) | 84.58 | 93% | 2011-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |