As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7410. | Kevin (lugardo) | 89.60 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
7411. | Raz (lotanraz) | 89.60 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
7412. | Walker (walkersutton) | 89.59 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
7413. | Zach (fightface) | 89.59 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
7414. | Russian (russianemu27) | 89.59 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
7415. | Lê Việt Bảo (lebao) | 89.59 | 96% | 2017-03-08 |
7416. | kim (kim369) | 89.58 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
7417. | Deleo_03 (de_leo) | 89.57 | 98.4% | 2024-04-24 |
7418. | Arga (argasaragih) | 89.57 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
7419. | Mathias (wizh) | 89.57 | 96% | 2015-10-14 |
7420. | Al (ragnaroksedge) | 89.56 | 99% | 2017-11-22 |
7421. | Cripler (cripler07) | 89.56 | 96.5% | 2024-04-11 |
7422. | I don't (themanofaptitude) | 89.56 | 85% | 2015-10-22 |
7423. | David (dackerman) | 89.55 | 97% | 2024-07-21 |
7424. | sgstst (sgstst) | 89.55 | 96.7% | 2024-02-07 |
7425. | Michael (pizzadeliveryguy) | 89.55 | 95% | 2017-02-08 |
7426. | Hehehoh3 (hehehoh) | 89.54 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
7427. | naviman (naviman) | 89.54 | 97% | 2016-12-31 |
7428. | ACC [99 - 100] (dinoh_sandys) | 89.53 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
7429. | a1ways (pi___) | 89.53 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
7430. | typeracer9988 (typeracer9988) | 89.52 | 98.6% | 2023-12-31 |
7431. | Shaker (shaker_faker) | 89.51 | 96.5% | 2023-11-10 |
7432. | Colemak (half_as_fizzy) | 89.51 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
7433. | Rapha (anakin1178) | 89.51 | 96% | 2016-12-10 |
7434. | Keira (keiradawn) | 89.50 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
7435. | electricas (electricas) | 89.50 | 91% | 2016-05-16 |
7436. | Praveen (ergodox) | 89.50 | 98% | 2015-09-10 |
7437. | Munch (munch17) | 89.50 | 93% | 2015-11-18 |
7438. | James (jjmadness) | 89.50 | 97% | 2016-02-07 |
7439. | hrefoidjc (joemamaistypingf... | 89.49 | 97% | 2023-10-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |