When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6511. | Slowboi Vish (vish_02) | 92.38 | 98% | 2020-03-02 |
| 6512. | Herman (skatedragon) | 92.38 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| 6513. | Queen (speedtypist) | 92.37 | 99% | 2023-08-21 |
| 6514. | lightspeed80 (lightspeed80) | 92.37 | 97.6% | 2024-08-20 |
| 6515. | EthioKing (ethio_king) | 92.36 | 97% | 2025-06-26 |
| 6516. | OJ (saroisu) | 92.36 | 99% | 2018-05-25 |
| 6517. | Cal (cal_on_colemak) | 92.36 | 95% | 2022-04-23 |
| 6518. | (=^･ｪ･^=))ﾉ彡☆ (... | 92.36 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 6519. | Mims (mimzi_who) | 92.36 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 6520. | Rosa (rrosie1213) | 92.36 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 6521. | DU30 FASCIST (tymarc) | 92.36 | 93% | 2017-02-14 |
| 6522. | yeah (lolguysm) | 92.35 | 99% | 2023-08-27 |
| 6523. | sathwik_0777 (sathwik_7770) | 92.35 | 98% | 2023-07-05 |
| 6524. | bryan (kwuoken) | 92.35 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 6525. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 92.35 | 96% | 2021-07-20 |
| 6526. | Suh dude (jaykwon) | 92.35 | 98% | 2022-04-26 |
| 6527. | Haoze (heeheeheehqw) | 92.34 | 99% | 2022-12-26 |
| 6528. | Andrè (andrree) | 92.34 | 99.1% | 2025-02-25 |
| 6529. | Giorgi (0_alien) | 92.34 | 98% | 2017-10-09 |
| 6530. | aminot25 (aminot25) | 92.33 | 97% | 2023-07-08 |
| 6531. | richybob (richybob01) | 92.33 | 97.3% | 2024-11-07 |
| 6532. | Riley (plutoniumz) | 92.33 | 99% | 2017-09-25 |
| 6533. | Nam (namle123) | 92.33 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
| 6534. | Drew (drewsworth) | 92.33 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 6535. | Theo (theodosis_aga) | 92.33 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
| 6536. | ameerah (bluecandy) | 92.32 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 6537. | doubleplusgood (doubleplusg... | 92.32 | 98% | 2023-07-12 |
| 6538. | Atticus (plutakis) | 92.32 | 96% | 2020-07-07 |
| 6539. | Matthew (saturn_redpanda) | 92.31 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
| 6540. | Acke (ackehjarn) | 92.31 | 99% | 2021-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |