So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16666. | William (willtothewong) | 73.75 | 94% | 2014-07-27 |
| 16667. | Mohammad (mr_loooop) | 73.75 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 16668. | Solomon (inquisitor) | 73.75 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 16669. | Ngor (nagwick) | 73.74 | 96% | 2023-02-28 |
| 16670. | Rick (cowisboss) | 73.74 | 96% | 2022-09-29 |
| 16671. | GoombaBoomba (goombaboomba) | 73.74 | 95% | 2023-09-09 |
| 16672. | Chicken (chicken807) | 73.74 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 16673. | Richrad (laci279) | 73.74 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 16674. | Hsu (eh643027) | 73.74 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 16675. | Steven (gamma_knife17) | 73.74 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
| 16676. | tstats[ayyaz7] (ayyaz7) | 73.74 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 16677. | Badog (mississauga145) | 73.74 | 94% | 2016-05-24 |
| 16678. | Guest (insi) | 73.74 | 95% | 2016-08-21 |
| 16679. | stl (stl74) | 73.74 | — | 2010-10-04 |
| 16680. | Michael (gringo) | 73.74 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 16681. | changorilla (changorilla) | 73.74 | 96% | 2014-07-14 |
| 16682. | Kags (thisiskags) | 73.73 | 94% | 2013-09-21 |
| 16683. | Kato (mkatoh) | 73.73 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 16684. | Jason (jasooni) | 73.73 | 96% | 2019-12-08 |
| 16685. | K (k3nl4w) | 73.73 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 16686. | Angry (angrysanta) | 73.73 | 95% | 2020-12-07 |
| 16687. | Nuji (nuji) | 73.73 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
| 16688. | Axel (katalol) | 73.73 | 87% | 2014-06-17 |
| 16689. | Flavio (hectics) | 73.73 | 95% | 2016-05-17 |
| 16690. | Benze (benze) | 73.73 | 93% | 2015-12-17 |
| 16691. | Rivalnegro (rivalnegro) | 73.72 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 16692. | Harvey (goldenrage) | 73.72 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 16693. | Prajapati (jackparker) | 73.72 | 97% | 2013-12-16 |
| 16694. | Raidon (laxprax) | 73.72 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 16695. | Nathan (nathanhowell) | 73.72 | 95% | 2020-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |