I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2350. | sonicbedict (sonicbedict) | 81.21 | 97% | 2025-02-27 |
| 2351. | HodgeVJ (hodgevj) | 81.20 | 95% | 2025-01-28 |
| 2352. | NeToX (netox) | 81.17 | 98% | 2024-07-23 |
| 2353. | elemental (asy_coder) | 81.15 | 97% | 2025-06-12 |
| 2354. | CJ (blacky_08) | 81.13 | 95.2% | 2025-05-07 |
| 2355. | zijun0502 (zijun0502) | 81.12 | 96.3% | 2024-10-30 |
| 2356. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 81.12 | 97.5% | 2025-03-12 |
| 2357. | Murtaza (zetraux) | 81.08 | 97.1% | 2024-11-12 |
| 2358. | Kaeng (xxx_hikari) | 81.00 | 97.2% | 2024-02-25 |
| 2359. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 81.00 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 2360. | Justanalek (justanalek) | 81.00 | 96.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 2361. | skye (vriskas) | 80.98 | 95.4% | 2024-01-15 |
| 2362. | Neppiness (neppiness) | 80.98 | 96.9% | 2023-12-08 |
| 2363. | Julian (julian990132) | 80.94 | 95.3% | 2025-02-18 |
| 2364. | deen hussain (deenhussain) | 80.91 | 98% | 2024-09-25 |
| 2365. | Damsy (damsy) | 80.91 | 96% | 2024-09-27 |
| 2366. | Heath (heathcorp) | 80.90 | 97.2% | 2023-11-12 |
| 2367. | frach (fra_cho) | 80.89 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| 2368. | Train (trainm8) | 80.87 | 94% | 2023-09-15 |
| 2369. | h (vondo28) | 80.86 | 95.7% | 2024-08-06 |
| 2370. | Zoat (zoat) | 80.84 | 95% | 2024-06-07 |
| 2371. | Sikin (siikiin) | 80.81 | 95% | 2024-02-08 |
| 2372. | 🐢yo (longliveyume) | 80.77 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
| 2373. | John (fishlz) | 80.75 | 95.4% | 2023-12-31 |
| 2374. | Ryan (prophetofregret) | 80.75 | 96.5% | 2023-09-17 |
| 2375. | Sam (sam2399) | 80.74 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 2376. | Nonquit (noobmaster19) | 80.73 | 95.9% | 2024-04-21 |
| 2377. | Superior (brother_v) | 80.70 | 94% | 2024-03-07 |
| 2378. | RoadTo100WPM (peternator) | 80.70 | 96.1% | 2023-10-05 |
| 2379. | JIMMY (jimmy06) | 80.67 | 97% | 2024-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |