Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7754. | Ian (s0ft3n) | 82.25 | 96.3% | 2021-01-28 |
| 7755. | Tyler (spitfire029) | 82.24 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 7756. | Nejrychlejsi (vire001) | 82.24 | 96.1% | 2024-01-20 |
| 7757. | Jack (jackecuyer) | 82.24 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 7758. | Ngoc (maxq42) | 82.24 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 7759. | Laura (luckybishop) | 82.24 | 98% | 2018-08-09 |
| 7760. | Trishu (trishu) | 82.23 | 98.3% | 2024-02-05 |
| 7761. | Johny (johnyt) | 82.23 | 99.6% | 2023-05-22 |
| 7762. | Ben (lester_616) | 82.23 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 7763. | EthioKing (ethio_king) | 82.22 | 96.9% | 2024-10-04 |
| 7764. | WarCrimesRus (warcrimesruss) | 82.22 | 94% | 2025-04-12 |
| 7765. | Rearia (rearia) | 82.22 | 95% | 2017-07-09 |
| 7766. | atoi (atoi) | 82.22 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 7767. | Foqsi (foqsi) | 82.21 | 99% | 2019-02-27 |
| 7768. | Melloganeb (melloganeb) | 82.21 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 7769. | Blastoise (blast_) | 82.21 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 7770. | Stacky (headstack) | 82.20 | 98% | 2019-03-06 |
| 7771. | Joe (howlongcanyoumakethese... | 82.20 | 98% | 2024-04-15 |
| 7772. | Daniel (tempguan) | 82.20 | 96.8% | 2024-01-20 |
| 7773. | Chet (chethus) | 82.20 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 7774. | Soirstylo (soirstylo) | 82.19 | 97.6% | 2023-08-17 |
| 7775. | patoo (jiahao8) | 82.19 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 7776. | Json (json_xing) | 82.19 | 97% | 2023-04-22 |
| 7777. | Timothy (kadisontsh) | 82.19 | 95% | 2018-03-12 |
| 7778. | William (accugroove) | 82.19 | 97% | 2017-06-21 |
| 7779. | Potato (lovlieice) | 82.18 | 97% | 2021-11-14 |
| 7780. | OOoo... (kekokako) | 82.18 | 99% | 2023-03-01 |
| 7781. | Omer (omer_m2003) | 82.17 | 96% | 2026-03-16 |
| 7782. | Aya (asyameimaru) | 82.17 | 95.5% | 2023-10-24 |
| 7783. | TheDude (abc123race) | 82.16 | 98% | 2025-06-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |