Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1886. | Gahgyejung (gahgyejung) | 115.57 | 99% | 2023-02-21 |
| 1887. | Joey (joeypv) | 115.57 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| 1888. | Daniel (dchomtl) | 115.56 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 1889. | pear_in_prayer (panama_) | 115.56 | 96.5% | 2023-08-01 |
| 1890. | kek (alion04) | 115.56 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 1891. | Jawn (yavvaios) | 115.52 | 99% | 2020-12-21 |
| 1892. | Phrexus (phrexus91) | 115.52 | 99% | 2024-06-13 |
| 1893. | john the tron (johnthetron) | 115.51 | 99% | 2024-09-25 |
| 1894. | Wesley (wesleyote) | 115.50 | 99% | 2024-01-22 |
| 1895. | Zale (zllee) | 115.50 | 97.9% | 2024-07-29 |
| 1896. | 312211 (312211) | 115.50 | 99% | 2021-09-29 |
| 1897. | Emil (emle10) | 115.46 | 99% | 2020-03-06 |
| 1898. | Regin (yoloburgerking) | 115.46 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 1899. | vroom💤 (noprop) | 115.45 | 99% | 2020-05-20 |
| 1900. | Iffeffo20 (dobichie) | 115.45 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| 1901. | Evelyn (someone9999) | 115.45 | 99% | 2020-08-16 |
| 1902. | keeb (keeb1) | 115.42 | 99% | 2021-07-15 |
| 1903. | biady (biadyy) | 115.42 | 98.2% | 2024-05-10 |
| 1904. | marker (voltmeter) | 115.42 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 1905. | not (hayso) | 115.42 | 99% | 2021-10-05 |
| 1906. | space 65 (jacob1361) | 115.41 | 99% | 2022-06-20 |
| 1907. | aiarys (aiarys) | 115.37 | 99% | 2023-01-07 |
| 1908. | Kevin (clearlynotkevin) | 115.37 | 97% | 2020-07-27 |
| 1909. | David (diskhat2) | 115.33 | 98.1% | 2023-06-16 |
| 1910. | Ramble (ramble) | 115.33 | 98% | 2025-07-14 |
| 1911. | ro (ro_catperson) | 115.32 | 97% | 2020-04-11 |
| 1912. | Daniel (daw9801) | 115.29 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 1913. | chai (chai_biscuit) | 115.28 | 98% | 2025-08-01 |
| 1914. | Dan (danvictor321) | 115.28 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 1915. | eat breakfast = u ugly (chr... | 115.27 | 97.5% | 2024-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |