The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2977. | Dominic (mickeyice3) | 108.49 | 98% | 2025-05-20 |
| 2978. | mayo (mayo_tp01) | 108.49 | 97% | 2016-11-20 |
| 2979. | Jinx (couragemylove) | 108.49 | 97.3% | 2024-06-02 |
| 2980. | wet nightmare (daviddloco) | 108.48 | 99.2% | 2024-04-16 |
| 2981. | John (feysir) | 108.48 | 97% | 2020-08-28 |
| 2982. | Greg (yaohan) | 108.48 | 97.9% | 2023-09-28 |
| 2983. | Marius (mariusbucur) | 108.48 | 96% | 2014-11-01 |
| 2984. | Wings (chibiwings) | 108.47 | — | 2010-10-06 |
| 2985. | quit = 20wpm handicap (tgon... | 108.45 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 2986. | Arasu (arasu) | 108.45 | 99% | 2021-11-14 |
| 2987. | Jesse Garcia's biggest fan ... | 108.44 | 94% | 2017-05-28 |
| 2988. | Bob (w_trivial) | 108.43 | 93% | 2013-07-05 |
| 2989. | Zachary (zkkaluza) | 108.43 | 98% | 2015-04-05 |
| 2990. | Aaron (mrduckface32) | 108.42 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 2991. | Adam (liquidfiend) | 108.40 | 99% | 2016-03-23 |
| 2992. | Jaka (jakatea) | 108.40 | 95% | 2015-12-11 |
| 2993. | Muffin (haxmuffin) | 108.39 | 97% | 2015-10-02 |
| 2994. | Syclone (syclone7) | 108.38 | 99.2% | 2023-10-17 |
| 2995. | Simon (simms34) | 108.37 | 97% | 2014-02-11 |
| 2996. | 963 (klyzzj) | 108.35 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 2997. | goofy (goooofy) | 108.34 | 97.5% | 2025-01-13 |
| 2998. | Aventus (aventus) | 108.33 | 97% | 2015-07-25 |
| 2999. | Aakash (srinivasan41) | 108.32 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
| 3000. | Asbjørn (asbjorn92) | 108.31 | 98% | 2021-06-10 |
| 3001. | Brett (brettstenerson) | 108.31 | 98% | 2016-09-22 |
| 3002. | Tensel (tbbone) | 108.30 | 92% | 2016-09-25 |
| 3003. | samson (swanson209) | 108.29 | 98% | 2016-03-16 |
| 3004. | Marvin (marvin737) | 108.29 | 94% | 2015-09-26 |
| 3005. | Cat (catspatula) | 108.28 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 3006. | Rachel (rachelemma) | 108.27 | 97% | 2014-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |