And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17439. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 83.60 | 97% | 2019-02-16 |
| 17440. | Reezy (reezy02) | 83.59 | 97% | 2023-04-22 |
| 17441. | Ephemeral_ (ephemeral_meatsac) | 83.59 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 17442. | Nathaniel (zarrakk) | 83.59 | 94% | 2015-03-02 |
| 17443. | ♪╠¥ö§€ƒ╣♫ (ye... | 83.59 | 96% | 2019-07-23 |
| 17444. | Blaze (klblaz) | 83.59 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
| 17445. | Grimes (grimesz) | 83.59 | 94% | 2015-12-19 |
| 17446. | Enzo (crazie) | 83.59 | 91% | 2014-09-21 |
| 17447. | Donald (dmasterman13) | 83.59 | 92% | 2012-04-21 |
| 17448. | raphael (rfal10) | 83.59 | 98% | 2013-01-04 |
| 17449. | dylan (dbfilmm) | 83.59 | 95% | 2017-03-01 |
| 17450. | Connor DVORAK (deepwaterbus) | 83.58 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
| 17451. | sultan (sultan_sasangka) | 83.58 | 96% | 2021-10-15 |
| 17452. | Brum brum (pwnxl) | 83.58 | 98% | 2020-04-27 |
| 17453. | Mats (uxorialrook) | 83.58 | 93% | 2015-12-14 |
| 17454. | brain (covered_in_rain) | 83.58 | 97% | 2018-07-04 |
| 17455. | Lautaro (rattlehead15) | 83.57 | 96% | 2020-03-17 |
| 17456. | Peter (petero) | 83.57 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
| 17457. | Kevin (havek) | 83.57 | 99% | 2016-09-15 |
| 17458. | Maddi (queenrupert) | 83.57 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 17459. | Vaxeon (vaxeon) | 83.57 | 97% | 2018-05-19 |
| 17460. | typen00b (typ3n00b) | 83.56 | 98% | 2023-06-20 |
| 17461. | Zakaru (gaudo1991) | 83.56 | 98% | 2022-12-06 |
| 17462. | Aaron (aaronthetree) | 83.56 | 95% | 2022-06-14 |
| 17463. | Brandon (braneeto) | 83.56 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 17464. | Lycarions (lycarions) | 83.56 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 17465. | ArañaDelRio (kabsa1985) | 83.56 | 99% | 2019-03-17 |
| 17466. | Martin (justlame) | 83.55 | 88% | 2012-11-26 |
| 17467. | Breanne (iuseplover3) | 83.55 | 92% | 2015-06-02 |
| 17468. | SHelley (birdlady) | 83.55 | — | 2010-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |