I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8501. | (ihategogglebox) | 88.38 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| 8502. | Matt (mattsmouse) | 88.38 | 99% | 2020-04-29 |
| 8503. | (thehashslingingslasher) | 88.38 | 96% | 2014-05-15 |
| 8504. | (johnwenshoe) | 88.37 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 8505. | Moridin (archer4) | 88.37 | 89% | 2012-05-24 |
| 8506. | (calevi2) | 88.37 | — | 2009-04-29 |
| 8507. | negev (negev_lover) | 88.36 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| 8508. | James (icecrusher) | 88.36 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| 8509. | (bwan242) | 88.35 | 93% | 2017-01-04 |
| 8510. | (hellway) | 88.35 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 8511. | (sazeraq) | 88.35 | 87% | 2015-09-30 |
| 8512. | (quoc_dat736) | 88.35 | 98% | 2015-11-10 |
| 8513. | (pandal0g1c) | 88.34 | 95% | 2022-05-21 |
| 8514. | (casey_white) | 88.34 | 99% | 2022-12-08 |
| 8515. | (nathankurz91) | 88.34 | 99% | 2020-11-03 |
| 8516. | Tmo (zvblast) | 88.34 | 98% | 2013-06-14 |
| 8517. | (russellsim213) | 88.33 | 92% | 2016-03-22 |
| 8518. | (anna003) | 88.33 | 98% | 2022-03-19 |
| 8519. | (tcaer) | 88.33 | 95% | 2019-03-23 |
| 8520. | Duarte (haunted_cpp) | 88.33 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 8521. | (logan188mc) | 88.32 | 97% | 2023-02-26 |
| 8522. | (kingpvlcini) | 88.31 | 96% | 2016-06-19 |
| 8523. | (alanio) | 88.31 | 90% | 2012-05-08 |
| 8524. | (october414) | 88.31 | 96% | 2014-03-14 |
| 8525. | (carluver69) | 88.31 | — | 2009-10-08 |
| 8526. | Edward (kailhreds) | 88.31 | 99% | 2017-01-08 |
| 8527. | Fast (greytwa) | 88.31 | 99% | 2016-06-05 |
| 8528. | (thefloatingtree) | 88.30 | 97% | 2022-02-18 |
| 8529. | (skipmasterb) | 88.30 | 97% | 2014-12-03 |
| 8530. | David (wdnch) | 88.30 | 99% | 2023-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |