The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12039. | nothing (nurthinaziz) | 85.31 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 12040. | WaffleAbs (waffleabs) | 85.31 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 12041. | Jacob (ryugo7) | 85.31 | 97% | 2013-11-16 |
| 12042. | Manmit (manny_the_potato) | 85.31 | 99% | 2021-04-22 |
| 12043. | William (dysnex) | 85.31 | 96% | 2013-07-22 |
| 12044. | Bevo (bevo) | 85.31 | 97% | 2014-01-15 |
| 12045. | CJ (vss1317) | 85.31 | 94% | 2011-07-27 |
| 12046. | Super (supergen) | 85.31 | 97% | 2015-06-25 |
| 12047. | Quang Hiển (quanghienitc) | 85.31 | — | 2011-01-06 |
| 12048. | bdr (bbbbbbbbbbb) | 85.31 | 97% | 2016-09-14 |
| 12049. | Steel (steeltissue) | 85.30 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 12050. | Nothing (levi1997) | 85.30 | 98% | 2016-02-18 |
| 12051. | neno (nenobid428) | 85.30 | 99% | 2021-10-12 |
| 12052. | TW (trwo) | 85.30 | 97% | 2014-01-10 |
| 12053. | Anh (anhakin) | 85.30 | 96% | 2015-01-07 |
| 12054. | charles (charlemagne3285) | 85.30 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
| 12055. | Adam (zurgok) | 85.29 | 93% | 2015-09-08 |
| 12056. | SSim (swain_simon) | 85.29 | 97% | 2023-01-29 |
| 12057. | tstats[xtyping] (xtyping) | 85.29 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| 12058. | pulkit (hashinclude) | 85.29 | 91% | 2013-10-15 |
| 12059. | Shelster (seashell999) | 85.29 | 94% | 2012-06-10 |
| 12060. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 85.28 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 12061. | Blue (terry25031069) | 85.28 | 99% | 2022-08-04 |
| 12062. | Jackal (jsupz) | 85.28 | 90% | 2012-10-09 |
| 12063. | AziziAziz (ziziaziz) | 85.28 | 98% | 2016-05-18 |
| 12064. | Martel (marty87) | 85.28 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 12065. | Angel (angvplnx) | 85.28 | — | 2009-03-18 |
| 12066. | Victor (viktinator) | 85.27 | 94% | 2016-11-20 |
| 12067. | Manolo (elargentino95) | 85.27 | 96% | 2022-02-10 |
| 12068. | 你可拉死 (nikelasi) | 85.27 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |