So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34729. | kent (kently) | 40.00 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 34730. | Shinigamice (yakh) | 40.00 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 34731. | (pdeabanico@yahoo.com) | 40.00 | 99% | 2012-10-22 |
| 34732. | (rajatype) | 39.99 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| 34733. | (hey_evenvalue) | 39.99 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 34734. | (preins) | 39.99 | 91% | 2012-11-07 |
| 34735. | (_xgw) | 39.99 | 90% | 2016-10-29 |
| 34736. | (pashanya) | 39.98 | 93% | 2023-04-16 |
| 34737. | (julesantoine) | 39.98 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 34738. | Daniel (jiggywitit) | 39.97 | 92% | 2014-09-23 |
| 34739. | swapneel (swapneel1121) | 39.97 | 94% | 2021-11-05 |
| 34740. | irfan (irfan810) | 39.96 | 95% | 2016-04-03 |
| 34741. | (congbang_lenovo) | 39.95 | — | 2010-04-04 |
| 34742. | (nkafeel1) | 39.95 | 86% | 2016-09-18 |
| 34743. | Sarah (tinysbm) | 39.95 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 34744. | (frederik) | 39.95 | 95% | 2011-12-05 |
| 34745. | (dephaa) | 39.94 | 85% | 2011-04-06 |
| 34746. | (kanwila) | 39.94 | 95% | 2023-04-29 |
| 34747. | Jake (hashex) | 39.94 | 94% | 2022-05-06 |
| 34748. | (lilvall) | 39.93 | 94% | 2023-05-29 |
| 34749. | Marc (thehobbit6937) | 39.93 | 90% | 2020-09-16 |
| 34750. | (nydysworm) | 39.93 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| 34751. | (tricaole) | 39.93 | 96% | 2017-07-24 |
| 34752. | (indrajit2) | 39.92 | 95.8% | 2023-07-28 |
| 34753. | rp (rp_07) | 39.92 | 94% | 2021-03-18 |
| 34754. | Taranjeet (taranss) | 39.92 | 92% | 2012-07-31 |
| 34755. | joyce (play) | 39.91 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 34756. | (cagourav) | 39.90 | 93% | 2015-06-14 |
| 34757. | (binny19) | 39.90 | 91% | 2015-03-15 |
| 34758. | (kingpro6561) | 39.90 | 92% | 2023-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |