As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12135. | Golden0wnz (golden0wnz) | 78.96 | 97.2% | 2025-03-01 |
| 12136. | UNOS! (unosofmanila) | 78.96 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
| 12137. | Iain (laind) | 78.96 | 95.7% | 2021-02-24 |
| 12138. | Grace (gc270) | 78.96 | 93% | 2016-06-10 |
| 12139. | Kacper (bonbtz) | 78.96 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 12140. | Breen (gajuwakaghajini) | 78.96 | 93% | 2017-03-20 |
| 12141. | mrthejodster (mrthejodster) | 78.95 | 96% | 2020-03-31 |
| 12142. | justin (rold_jisas) | 78.95 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 12143. | Sway (swaycuisway) | 78.95 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 12144. | merk (undernewb) | 78.95 | 96% | 2017-11-25 |
| 12145. | Aam✨ (eiqramnas) | 78.94 | 96% | 2024-08-09 |
| 12146. | Gotcha (g0tcha) | 78.94 | 96% | 2019-04-08 |
| 12147. | Matt (mattclowns) | 78.94 | 95% | 2016-06-29 |
| 12148. | Kinfi4 (kinfi4) | 78.94 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 12149. | Eric (airicc) | 78.94 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
| 12150. | Phil (psmesrud) | 78.94 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
| 12151. | John Doe (typist1029384756) | 78.93 | 99% | 2023-03-30 |
| 12152. | Hoody (relaxinghoody) | 78.93 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
| 12153. | Harvey (harveygb2003) | 78.93 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
| 12154. | Md. Mamun (mamun_sheikh) | 78.93 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| 12155. | Mae (maesmith) | 78.93 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 12156. | Arslan (arslan_03) | 78.93 | 96% | 2022-09-04 |
| 12157. | Sam (wes0707) | 78.93 | 97% | 2018-05-10 |
| 12158. | Panda (redpanda94242) | 78.92 | 99% | 2023-03-22 |
| 12159. | Daisy (daisyrue) | 78.92 | 97.1% | 2023-05-28 |
| 12160. | seven (seven_mark) | 78.92 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
| 12161. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 78.92 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 12162. | Whorehey (whorehey) | 78.92 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 12163. | Filip (jyunero) | 78.92 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
| 12164. | mt (mtutunchi) | 78.92 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |