I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5280. | Discipline (huynhkhacdat2) | 101.02 | 96% | 2019-09-26 |
| 5281. | Element (yoelement) | 101.01 | 98.7% | 2023-08-25 |
| 5282. | coldEr66 (colder66) | 101.01 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 5283. | this (thismat) | 101.01 | 99% | 2021-02-05 |
| 5284. | Ethan (sweethan) | 101.01 | 98.1% | 2024-09-13 |
| 5285. | Atul (atul2316) | 101.00 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 5286. | Patrick (pz129) | 101.00 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
| 5287. | Vroom! (laptopguy) | 101.00 | 99% | 2021-09-27 |
| 5288. | Slack (slack) | 101.00 | 97% | 2017-01-18 |
| 5289. | spad1e (spad1e) | 100.97 | 98% | 2025-08-08 |
| 5290. | Cove (cove) | 100.97 | 97.8% | 2024-09-13 |
| 5291. | Yawky (yawky) | 100.97 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 5292. | Person (relearner) | 100.97 | 99% | 2019-09-03 |
| 5293. | Dylan (dkonquerer) | 100.96 | 99% | 2021-01-22 |
| 5294. | boopsie (boopsicle) | 100.96 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 5295. | Vie (wpmsyrup) | 100.96 | 99% | 2019-10-13 |
| 5296. | Harsh (harsh_kumar_67) | 100.95 | 96.6% | 2023-11-02 |
| 5297. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 100.95 | 95% | 2022-01-21 |
| 5298. | Kevin (kevinyvng) | 100.95 | 97% | 2017-02-06 |
| 5299. | pratalord (peterpra) | 100.94 | 97% | 2019-09-06 |
| 5300. | Hater (hateself) | 100.94 | 99% | 2017-08-12 |
| 5301. | Arjun (k9cruncher) | 100.93 | 98% | 2022-10-10 |
| 5302. | HORSEHORSE (horsehorsehorse) | 100.93 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 5303. | Aaron (nightcreators) | 100.93 | 97% | 2022-07-27 |
| 5304. | Andrew (andrew69314) | 100.93 | 99% | 2020-05-24 |
| 5305. | Billy (oatmeal417) | 100.93 | 98% | 2021-10-15 |
| 5306. | Mark Levi Rowse (yoongtizen) | 100.91 | 96.6% | 2024-09-17 |
| 5307. | Koh (magneboar) | 100.91 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 5308. | Captain (scrubwrecker666) | 100.91 | 97% | 2023-01-17 |
| 5309. | Maggie (gudetamags) | 100.91 | 99% | 2018-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |