As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15043. | AnesDZ (anes201) | 71.33 | 95% | 2021-08-28 |
| 15044. | Khairy (khairy) | 71.33 | 94% | 2016-02-26 |
| 15045. | Nitesh (gokunik) | 71.32 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 15046. | aoeu (proportional) | 71.32 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 15047. | kunal (kunalmachra) | 71.32 | 97% | 2021-09-05 |
| 15048. | Jeff (chen_daddy) | 71.32 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 15049. | Dog (nickiboyz) | 71.31 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| 15050. | Rauhan (rauhan1998) | 71.31 | 96% | 2022-08-16 |
| 15051. | veenu (comp_typist) | 71.31 | 96.7% | 2025-02-03 |
| 15052. | Joe (ibelaxin) | 71.31 | 93% | 2015-08-30 |
| 15053. | Pink Mutt (frugalmussel) | 71.31 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 15054. | Casper (cspr2) | 71.31 | 93% | 2016-10-16 |
| 15055. | boom-shakalaka (boomshakala... | 71.30 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 15056. | Jog (jog__manson) | 71.30 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 15057. | Em (ernthusiasm) | 71.30 | 99% | 2018-03-29 |
| 15058. | Stephen (19zhuyijie) | 71.30 | 96% | 2019-06-18 |
| 15059. | HARN0LD (harn0ld) | 71.29 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 15060. | Dinja (insanedjoker) | 71.28 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 15061. | kodzy (kodzy) | 71.28 | 94% | 2020-10-15 |
| 15062. | Sacagawea (thesacagawea) | 71.28 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 15063. | Shiva R'dy (shivareddy) | 71.28 | 93% | 2016-12-07 |
| 15064. | Kabob (kabobpants) | 71.27 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
| 15065. | Dimitar_ (bvb_cazzo) | 71.27 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 15066. | Zulsorai (zulsorai) | 71.27 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 15067. | yeet (yeetanut) | 71.27 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 15068. | Sam Loz (sammyloz) | 71.27 | 96% | 2018-04-27 |
| 15069. | Evan (evanr10190) | 71.26 | 97% | 2017-11-27 |
| 15070. | PewPew (suntanscanman) | 71.26 | 91% | 2017-05-28 |
| 15071. | thinkingds (sohandeshar) | 71.25 | 95% | 2022-07-04 |
| 15072. | Naveen Kumar (naveen_1729) | 71.25 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |