I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1389. | ARPANET (whitemocha) | 126.99 | 99% | 2018-03-03 |
| 1390. | a (oreo_os) | 126.98 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 1391. | lucid (yung_lucid) | 126.96 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 1392. | B. (x30n1) | 126.93 | 99% | 2023-06-02 |
| 1393. | Kairu (itskyle1995) | 126.92 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
| 1394. | chi (amaz1n) | 126.91 | 97% | 2021-12-05 |
| 1395. | Xutong (eliclax) | 126.86 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1396. | Brockton (ztgstover) | 126.84 | 98.4% | 2023-11-11 |
| 1397. | Stupid (stupididiot9) | 126.83 | 95.7% | 2024-06-12 |
| 1398. | tofu (wet_tofu) | 126.83 | 99% | 2020-12-26 |
| 1399. | tebond (tebond) | 126.82 | 98% | 2022-09-10 |
| 1400. | Nick (nsprasky) | 126.81 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| 1401. | itsgohtime (itsgohtime) | 126.80 | 99% | 2022-05-30 |
| 1402. | Alec (alecspeed1) | 126.80 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 1403. | Kamusarii (kamuii) | 126.80 | 99% | 2025-07-07 |
| 1404. | LOL FAST CAR VROOM (jaikunff) | 126.79 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 1405. | silver (harmenszoon) | 126.76 | 99% | 2021-03-22 |
| 1406. | Jake (rakethelefs) | 126.75 | 97.8% | 2023-09-25 |
| 1407. | ABC (funnelcake9) | 126.72 | 98% | 2020-05-04 |
| 1408. | Lorraine (lorrainegoh) | 126.70 | 99% | 2023-09-18 |
| 1409. | [L] (rektless) | 126.69 | 99.3% | 2024-12-17 |
| 1410. | TaxKween (sadiek) | 126.66 | 99.7% | 2025-02-21 |
| 1411. | Ronak (ronakkaria) | 126.66 | 99% | 2019-09-25 |
| 1412. | Rosy (rosyport) | 126.65 | 99% | 2021-07-07 |
| 1413. | Dvorak (blazeencryption) | 126.64 | 99% | 2024-07-10 |
| 1414. | haryson (xooflo) | 126.61 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 1415. | WSSA0029 (yunguber) | 126.60 | 98% | 2020-03-22 |
| 1416. | Angelo (galvezangelo) | 126.59 | 100% | 2023-05-28 |
| 1417. | Med (medbar) | 126.54 | 98.5% | 2024-02-06 |
| 1418. | wubalubadubdub (bumgarner420) | 126.53 | 99.3% | 2025-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |