So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34427. | Tran (qsang) | 43.51 | 90% | 2011-11-25 |
| 34428. | Omar (omar_ali) | 43.51 | 90% | 2013-06-13 |
| 34429. | STROBOLKOP (strobolkop) | 43.50 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
| 34430. | Neemita (minti) | 43.50 | 90% | 2013-11-06 |
| 34431. | Caspian (caspiandragonfruity) | 43.49 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 34432. | Alex (neotyk) | 43.49 | 92% | 2012-01-23 |
| 34433. | Omega (likeyouknow) | 43.48 | 95% | 2023-04-07 |
| 34434. | Shadowrise (zellion) | 43.48 | 96% | 2016-03-24 |
| 34435. | alex (alex1096) | 43.48 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 34436. | Alexander (alex_mi) | 43.46 | 95% | 2018-12-01 |
| 34437. | Derriel (ddcj90) | 43.46 | 94% | 2019-10-22 |
| 34438. | smooth (smoothcriminal) | 43.46 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| 34439. | Omar (om17) | 43.46 | 88% | 2016-05-21 |
| 34440. | Petr (protie) | 43.45 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 34441. | Izalo (khantropez) | 43.45 | 95% | 2022-11-12 |
| 34442. | Joseph (bnnes714) | 43.45 | 94% | 2021-06-05 |
| 34443. | Nila (kiyokoha_love) | 43.44 | — | 2009-11-11 |
| 34444. | Harman (harman_singh) | 43.44 | 94% | 2021-04-30 |
| 34445. | I am on the rise. (refined_... | 43.44 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 34446. | Mojahid (miahm) | 43.44 | 84% | 2012-02-04 |
| 34447. | Eliza (tuberkulose_eddy) | 43.43 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 34448. | Guest (jhaycess18) | 43.43 | 86% | 2012-03-19 |
| 34449. | Nate (1net1) | 43.42 | 92% | 2012-03-01 |
| 34450. | Mudit (awesomenessmax) | 43.42 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 34451. | Matic (matic_mele) | 43.42 | 92% | 2020-12-17 |
| 34452. | Strikeknight (strikeknight02) | 43.42 | 93% | 2020-03-05 |
| 34453. | Rye (ryezra) | 43.41 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
| 34454. | pravar (pravar) | 43.41 | — | 2010-02-13 |
| 34455. | Shine (shinekukkar) | 43.41 | 83% | 2016-04-02 |
| 34456. | Linda (li_ndt) | 43.40 | 97% | 2013-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |