So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18179. | Chrisco (chrisco97) | 71.25 | 96% | 2013-06-24 |
| 18180. | Andrew (churrissimo) | 71.25 | 92% | 2013-07-25 |
| 18181. | Adam (wallboy) | 71.24 | 89% | 2014-05-19 |
| 18182. | Josiah (jojobaphobe) | 71.24 | 97% | 2018-09-04 |
| 18183. | Jorge (jorar91) | 71.24 | 99% | 2014-09-19 |
| 18184. | joanna (soltera) | 71.24 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 18185. | James (13jbrooks) | 71.24 | 92% | 2013-02-13 |
| 18186. | Akzhol (leito1) | 71.24 | 97% | 2015-06-30 |
| 18187. | Enton (mr_me_and_mr_me) | 71.23 | 95% | 2022-04-30 |
| 18188. | Drew (biggyboy90) | 71.23 | 96% | 2013-08-30 |
| 18189. | RoemDiaz (roemdiaz) | 71.23 | 94.2% | 2023-09-25 |
| 18190. | prashik0 (prashik0) | 71.23 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 18191. | Vincent (vinny256) | 71.23 | 96% | 2019-04-22 |
| 18192. | God (vampireboytoy1999) | 71.23 | 88% | 2014-08-11 |
| 18193. | zipline (hwiechers) | 71.23 | 97% | 2013-09-20 |
| 18194. | Dan (ephoph) | 71.23 | — | 2009-08-16 |
| 18195. | Streak ⚡ (arunkbabu90) | 71.22 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 18196. | ErgoAsh (ergoash) | 71.22 | 95% | 2022-02-16 |
| 18197. | Abi (trashy) | 71.22 | — | 2011-03-27 |
| 18198. | chepchombir (chepchombir) | 71.22 | 99% | 2020-04-21 |
| 18199. | Rue (rueryuuzaki) | 71.22 | 94% | 2016-10-15 |
| 18200. | Steven (zurekoffie) | 71.22 | 95% | 2015-11-17 |
| 18201. | Jonathan (harddoom) | 71.22 | 96% | 2017-02-24 |
| 18202. | Pepega (fips) | 71.22 | 90% | 2016-01-28 |
| 18203. | Jon (garnitrex) | 71.21 | 93% | 2012-09-18 |
| 18204. | Asgarnian (asgarnian) | 71.21 | 95% | 2012-04-25 |
| 18205. | ad (quqquqqqu) | 71.21 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 18206. | Argel (privatesub) | 71.21 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 18207. | Normal (imbad) | 71.21 | — | 2009-11-07 |
| 18208. | BeefCakeMal (beefcakemal) | 71.21 | — | 2011-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |