As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13718. | Marvin (marvindadi) | 74.28 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 13719. | Mikhael (nadeokobe) | 74.28 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 13720. | (wiyw) | 74.27 | 96.7% | 2024-02-23 |
| 13721. | Harry (claydon) | 74.27 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
| 13722. | LeSlow (leslow) | 74.27 | 97% | 2022-11-24 |
| 13723. | I12 (inot12) | 74.27 | 98% | 2019-10-13 |
| 13724. | XelaWella (xelawella) | 74.27 | 93% | 2015-04-20 |
| 13725. | Joe (rookiecookie1) | 74.26 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 13726. | Cyrus (cyruscastrodes) | 74.26 | 91% | 2016-09-27 |
| 13727. | toe (toeknee123) | 74.26 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 13728. | Marek (mp4mero) | 74.26 | 94% | 2021-06-19 |
| 13729. | pavelexpertov (pavelexpertov) | 74.26 | 96% | 2017-01-17 |
| 13730. | Nate (ngb125) | 74.25 | 95% | 2023-02-16 |
| 13731. | Mr (mr_pottato) | 74.25 | 97% | 2020-03-03 |
| 13732. | JD (jdranpariya) | 74.24 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 13733. | Bill (achabill) | 74.24 | 91% | 2016-05-07 |
| 13734. | Håkon (happyzpanners) | 74.23 | 97.2% | 2023-12-06 |
| 13735. | Hex (hexagon0165) | 74.23 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 13736. | Will (wsmiteh) | 74.23 | 97% | 2016-02-28 |
| 13737. | deadend (shiroku) | 74.23 | 96% | 2018-03-27 |
| 13738. | Reckful (chid) | 74.23 | 96% | 2016-01-21 |
| 13739. | Loan (loanvx) | 74.22 | 96% | 2021-07-14 |
| 13740. | bbb (bbb1994) | 74.22 | 96% | 2024-02-22 |
| 13741. | Brett (monsoon_s) | 74.22 | 96.9% | 2021-02-14 |
| 13742. | David (m0zlik) | 74.22 | 95.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 13743. | Brandy (jankayla) | 74.22 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 13744. | Derek (yellow_man) | 74.22 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 13745. | PlaneAddict (plane_addict) | 74.21 | 96% | 2024-11-05 |
| 13746. | mohan (mohan2002) | 74.21 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 13747. | TypingInClass (typetodistract) | 74.21 | 97.1% | 2023-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |