I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1992. | george (hendlezberg1) | 88.19 | 95.8% | 2025-03-12 |
| 1993. | 2xchop (2xchop) | 88.18 | 96.3% | 2025-01-10 |
| 1994. | Tracking Time (trackingtime) | 88.16 | 97.6% | 2024-08-24 |
| 1995. | Gegug (gegug) | 88.15 | 96.3% | 2023-09-22 |
| 1996. | 🥬 (freshkale_workman) | 88.15 | 95.7% | 2023-09-21 |
| 1997. | TypingNoob (bekarihh) | 88.13 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
| 1998. | popbob_lover (popbob_lover) | 88.11 | 96% | 2025-03-07 |
| 1999. | nypava (nypava) | 88.11 | 95.4% | 2025-03-30 |
| 2000. | Shaker (shaker_faker) | 88.10 | 96.2% | 2023-12-26 |
| 2001. | Luke (lukejw99) | 88.09 | 97.9% | 2024-04-16 |
| 2002. | Ryan (properplacement31) | 88.08 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 2003. | Kim (sunfern) | 88.07 | 98% | 2025-03-05 |
| 2004. | Khiem (kdt1802) | 88.06 | 98% | 2025-07-08 |
| 2005. | LePako (lepako) | 88.04 | 98% | 2024-07-17 |
| 2006. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 88.04 | 97.3% | 2024-09-10 |
| 2007. | Dextro (dextroaim) | 88.03 | 96.3% | 2024-02-22 |
| 2008. | Hannah (hannahcorona) | 88.02 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 2009. | Yorn (yordelehihooo) | 88.02 | 98% | 2023-11-23 |
| 2010. | Neko (pippaola) | 88.01 | 97.9% | 2024-02-05 |
| 2011. | Nyfo (nyfouno) | 88.00 | 97.8% | 2023-06-13 |
| 2012. | Adrm (empirestate) | 88.00 | 96% | 2025-02-23 |
| 2013. | Peter (habibp) | 87.98 | 99% | 2023-04-15 |
| 2014. | 1 (desser2) | 87.97 | 96.3% | 2024-06-21 |
| 2015. | mynamemynamemyname (lewis213) | 87.95 | 96.2% | 2024-04-26 |
| 2016. | Viet (vietvhcr) | 87.95 | 98.3% | 2024-02-27 |
| 2017. | ᴛᴀxɪ ᴅʀɪᴠᴇʀ ð... | 87.93 | 97.6% | 2023-10-21 |
| 2018. | Jawed (cenachaingang) | 87.91 | 95.4% | 2024-02-17 |
| 2019. | ImKronoss (im_kronoss) | 87.89 | 96.1% | 2024-07-17 |
| 2020. | Heyhou (david73) | 87.87 | 99.2% | 2023-08-11 |
| 2021. | Jortmeplaz (jortmeplaz) | 87.86 | 96% | 2025-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |