As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13689. | zaxlily (zyqo) | 75.49 | 95.6% | 2021-03-02 |
| 13690. | Eitan (drypowder) | 75.48 | 96.9% | 2023-09-24 |
| 13691. | William (xenosaints) | 75.48 | 95% | 2021-05-19 |
| 13692. | Tahsin (mrtek) | 75.48 | 96% | 2019-01-21 |
| 13693. | HellDen (hell_den17) | 75.48 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| 13694. | Bryan (damnbrybry) | 75.48 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 13695. | Argon (argon273) | 75.48 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 13696. | mn (phmnop) | 75.47 | 98% | 2024-05-16 |
| 13697. | Joses (radcaly) | 75.47 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 13698. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 75.47 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 13699. | Dan (sythyn) | 75.47 | 97% | 2018-02-13 |
| 13700. | Super (mega_slow) | 75.46 | 97% | 2021-06-26 |
| 13701. | Machi(ง ° ͜ ʖ °)ง (... | 75.46 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
| 13702. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 75.46 | 96% | 2017-04-23 |
| 13703. | Albert (albertwijayayt) | 75.45 | 96% | 2017-07-12 |
| 13704. | Bram (yogurt55) | 75.45 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 13705. | Ken (kenkenken_) | 75.44 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 13706. | XanderManCan (tacticaltoast) | 75.44 | 98% | 2021-01-29 |
| 13707. | Hamza (hamzeh97) | 75.44 | 97% | 2019-06-15 |
| 13708. | ✎ (john_z) | 75.44 | 95% | 2015-08-18 |
| 13709. | bxttentwxce (heatandhoney) | 75.43 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 13710. | H. S. (morning) | 75.43 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
| 13711. | Daniel (danieldatyper) | 75.43 | 95% | 2022-04-25 |
| 13712. | nullchilly (tuwuna) | 75.43 | 95% | 2021-06-14 |
| 13713. | Type (typeracer_0) | 75.42 | 98.4% | 2024-01-10 |
| 13714. | dotMPEG (tsirotinsky) | 75.42 | 97% | 2016-06-24 |
| 13715. | Oscar (oscar842) | 75.42 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 13716. | jeff (icecoldsprite) | 75.42 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
| 13717. | Badog (mississauga145) | 75.42 | 92% | 2016-05-24 |
| 13718. | PhaTTypes (phattypes) | 75.41 | 97% | 2023-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |