I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9419. | Zalda (zalda) | 87.50 | 96% | 2025-07-08 |
| 9420. | Ashkan (ashkanmahdavi65) | 87.50 | 98% | 2025-09-15 |
| 9421. | Adrian (cheeseshrub) | 87.50 | 98.4% | 2025-05-28 |
| 9422. | Yuuta (outcastst) | 87.50 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 9423. | Person (ali_666_) | 87.49 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 9424. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 87.49 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 9425. | this (taehyung_3012) | 87.49 | 98% | 2020-05-21 |
| 9426. | Noah Han (qxvrg) | 87.48 | 96% | 2024-08-20 |
| 9427. | Nicey (ni_cey) | 87.48 | 96.3% | 2023-11-10 |
| 9428. | Mich (michdaevinci) | 87.48 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 9429. | Green Tea (2001186) | 87.47 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 9430. | Jackson (daddyjack) | 87.47 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
| 9431. | Okiiiieee (acharyas) | 87.47 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
| 9432. | Christopher (oyeah0912) | 87.47 | 97% | 2017-08-18 |
| 9433. | maufry (maufry) | 87.47 | 96% | 2020-07-28 |
| 9434. | saksham (withsakki) | 87.47 | 96% | 2017-04-07 |
| 9435. | tstats[sirojiddinov] (siroj... | 87.46 | 99.7% | 2024-03-02 |
| 9436. | hamza (hamzacer) | 87.46 | 96.9% | 2024-09-21 |
| 9437. | Phil (philwinnem) | 87.46 | 95% | 2022-05-05 |
| 9438. | Kevin (qyuince) | 87.46 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 9439. | Pepe (mrandersonneo) | 87.46 | 94.5% | 2023-12-18 |
| 9440. | David (dpsimi) | 87.46 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 9441. | Miguel (miguelmint) | 87.46 | 96% | 2018-06-23 |
| 9442. | Chuck (typer_inflation) | 87.45 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
| 9443. | urboy (guddaysir) | 87.45 | 96% | 2023-04-03 |
| 9444. | AmadeusK525 (amadeusk525) | 87.45 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 9445. | Philip (pnielsen2) | 87.45 | 97.7% | 2023-08-04 |
| 9446. | TheHiggsBottom (thehiggsbot... | 87.45 | 97.2% | 2023-07-15 |
| 9447. | duglass (rahafduglass) | 87.45 | 97.1% | 2024-08-27 |
| 9448. | Aman_Mishra (amanofficial109) | 87.44 | 99.7% | 2023-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |