As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10635. | Nicholas (nich42) | 82.56 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 10636. | leah (leahthepotato) | 82.56 | 97% | 2025-08-22 |
| 10637. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 82.56 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 10638. | David (david0524) | 82.56 | 96% | 2018-10-15 |
| 10639. | Naufal (naufalmahing) | 82.55 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| 10640. | The Last Rocket (dirtysouth) | 82.55 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 10641. | darkblazh (darkblazh) | 82.55 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 10642. | Leo (gnowoel) | 82.55 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 10643. | Vypios (crumbledore) | 82.55 | 95% | 2016-10-12 |
| 10644. | Dan (danomate) | 82.55 | 91% | 2016-10-25 |
| 10645. | Michael (doomcon) | 82.55 | 88% | 2016-07-12 |
| 10646. | A10000 (a10000) | 82.55 | 99% | 2016-05-08 |
| 10647. | Ethan (rubiks3) | 82.54 | 96% | 2020-06-08 |
| 10648. | Nguyễn (nguyensonhoang021... | 82.54 | 99% | 2023-02-15 |
| 10649. | for reckful (savioshadow) | 82.54 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
| 10650. | Christian (cmzuluagam) | 82.54 | 91% | 2016-06-09 |
| 10651. | CookieChokis (cookiechokis) | 82.53 | 98.6% | 2024-09-23 |
| 10652. | hamza (hamzacer) | 82.53 | 96.9% | 2024-02-20 |
| 10653. | Shouen (shouenlee10) | 82.53 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 10654. | CHIEN (chient) | 82.53 | 96% | 2018-09-16 |
| 10655. | asleep (not_awake) | 82.52 | 94% | 2015-06-05 |
| 10656. | Wally101 (walrusboy101) | 82.52 | 95% | 2024-10-15 |
| 10657. | Wayne (samehadenough) | 82.52 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 10658. | Pedraam (pedraam) | 82.52 | 95% | 2017-02-19 |
| 10659. | Jebediah (jebediah144) | 82.52 | 99% | 2018-11-28 |
| 10660. | Matt (mattfreeman25) | 82.51 | 94% | 2017-05-17 |
| 10661. | Support israel (mukeshyadav) | 82.51 | 99% | 2025-09-20 |
| 10662. | Gabriel (gabrielvi111) | 82.51 | 98% | 2024-04-27 |
| 10663. | Debopriyo Basu (dpbasu) | 82.51 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 10664. | Cite (cite_berlin) | 82.51 | 95% | 2017-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |