Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11516. | slowasfwuck (wubz) | 82.85 | 94% | 2013-10-10 |
| 11517. | Shob (shob69) | 82.84 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 11518. | Alexander (greenocelot26_dv... | 82.84 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 11519. | Eduard (k3u03) | 82.84 | 97% | 2012-07-09 |
| 11520. | Augheer (augheer) | 82.84 | 94% | 2016-09-01 |
| 11521. | krishtalysis (krishtalysis) | 82.84 | 97% | 2016-01-24 |
| 11522. | Ben (ben1406) | 82.84 | 89% | 2011-07-20 |
| 11523. | chloe (comradebiden) | 82.83 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 11524. | David (wisehomiedavid) | 82.83 | 91% | 2016-04-20 |
| 11525. | Nigerian (c00kie) | 82.82 | 88% | 2016-11-21 |
| 11526. | CHRISTIAN (chris7ka) | 82.82 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 11527. | john (primitive) | 82.82 | 96% | 2013-01-01 |
| 11528. | Chien (xuanchien) | 82.82 | 97% | 2014-10-31 |
| 11529. | St (stsnoopy) | 82.82 | 91% | 2012-03-01 |
| 11530. | Stefan (stefans) | 82.82 | 96% | 2012-01-08 |
| 11531. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 82.82 | 97% | 2014-09-20 |
| 11532. | Max (notmaxwigdahl) | 82.81 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 11533. | Cory (zevvaffle) | 82.81 | 98% | 2017-02-08 |
| 11534. | Arra (sambelgore) | 82.81 | 95% | 2020-07-19 |
| 11535. | thingy (vibrantsun) | 82.81 | 96% | 2022-05-18 |
| 11536. | Nqjoe (nqjoe) | 82.81 | 99% | 2013-02-07 |
| 11537. | Renege√thePlague (reneget... | 82.81 | 96% | 2014-04-19 |
| 11538. | Your Mom (pmendez) | 82.81 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 11539. | halfcab (halfcab) | 82.81 | 89% | 2015-12-03 |
| 11540. | Jay (gohanpra) | 82.81 | — | 2010-10-22 |
| 11541. | Critical (malfunction1) | 82.80 | 96% | 2019-11-29 |
| 11542. | Nihaal (nihaal_19) | 82.80 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 11543. | B. (karn555) | 82.80 | 94% | 2014-02-25 |
| 11544. | braddagio (braddagiobradbry... | 82.80 | — | 2010-03-22 |
| 11545. | Ziosect (ziosect) | 82.79 | 96% | 2023-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |