Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3790. | m (llelouchh) | 61.25 | 95% | 2018-09-14 |
| 3791. | Cakes (snowclap) | 61.24 | 99% | 2018-09-15 |
| 3792. | FrankSauve (franksauve) | 61.23 | 97% | 2019-11-16 |
| 3793. | ClutchMaster (clutchmaster) | 61.23 | 95% | 2018-11-08 |
| 3794. | Udar (sinulescu) | 61.22 | 97% | 2019-01-16 |
| 3795. | Yan (yan_of_yendor) | 61.22 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
| 3796. | Branimir (brankeros_17) | 61.22 | 96% | 2019-12-27 |
| 3797. | Austin (quanglamtran346) | 61.21 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
| 3798. | Will (wdoutreband) | 61.21 | 96% | 2017-09-30 |
| 3799. | ducthanh150792 (ducthanh150... | 61.19 | 97% | 2018-06-24 |
| 3800. | bruh (jakubd) | 61.18 | 96% | 2019-12-10 |
| 3801. | Abu AlRock (richrock198) | 61.14 | 98% | 2019-08-23 |
| 3802. | The (the_0verl0rd) | 61.14 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 3803. | kjres5 (kjres5) | 61.13 | 96% | 2017-11-18 |
| 3804. | Adam (adad35) | 61.11 | 96% | 2018-08-25 |
| 3805. | Tuong (tuong_slow) | 61.11 | 95% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3806. | hs (hakanserce) | 61.08 | 95% | 2017-10-18 |
| 3807. | Joel (psychonautt) | 61.08 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 3808. | Michael (iifleksii) | 61.07 | 95% | 2018-05-24 |
| 3809. | BAKES (mattattack1223) | 61.06 | 94% | 2017-11-15 |
| 3810. | DelBoski (delbboski) | 61.01 | 97% | 2017-09-30 |
| 3811. | Umar (mumarkhan999) | 60.99 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 3812. | William (wmechnig) | 60.99 | 96% | 2019-10-30 |
| 3813. | cody (astro8192) | 60.97 | 96% | 2018-10-30 |
| 3814. | (narzzz) | 60.97 | 94% | 2019-07-03 |
| 3815. | Yoby (yobynad) | 60.97 | 97% | 2019-05-11 |
| 3816. | Maximus (kingmaximus) | 60.97 | 96% | 2018-02-05 |
| 3817. | Anthony (burner17) | 60.95 | 97% | 2017-11-01 |
| 3818. | Justin (jmyler) | 60.95 | 96% | 2019-06-14 |
| 3819. | Brocolis (lord_ding) | 60.93 | 96% | 2019-06-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |