I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10447. | Zi Hao (im_getting_there) | 85.69 | 96% | 2022-01-31 |
| 10448. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 85.69 | 99% | 2017-07-08 |
| 10449. | tactics8805 (ntmtyper) | 85.68 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 10450. | Rommel (thewizrd) | 85.67 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 10451. | heart (hearteyes_emoji) | 85.67 | 95% | 2024-09-06 |
| 10452. | Kris (tetay) | 85.67 | 98% | 2018-08-02 |
| 10453. | Cedrick (ceddyj) | 85.67 | 98% | 2025-06-20 |
| 10454. | Abhishek (abkrth) | 85.67 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 10455. | Vbee (vb33) | 85.67 | 97% | 2021-10-25 |
| 10456. | Rick (ihateapostrophes) | 85.67 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| 10457. | Jon (ninj0n) | 85.67 | 90% | 2017-03-01 |
| 10458. | John (loki83jcg) | 85.66 | 98% | 2018-10-27 |
| 10459. | Prototype (sckraker) | 85.66 | 96% | 2020-08-25 |
| 10460. | VillePille (surpoz) | 85.65 | 94.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 10461. | Bryan (laxfany) | 85.65 | 98% | 2017-11-11 |
| 10462. | 1834 (busey) | 85.65 | 98% | 2015-06-03 |
| 10463. | Zupery (zupery) | 85.64 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
| 10464. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang193) | 85.64 | 97% | 2023-07-10 |
| 10465. | Night (nighterror) | 85.64 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 10466. | EJ (clarencedc) | 85.64 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 10467. | HailNoGlory (cherryopolis) | 85.64 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 10468. | Hey (groundhogs_are_cute) | 85.64 | 98% | 2016-03-25 |
| 10469. | Hiroki (h8gi) | 85.64 | 98% | 2017-05-02 |
| 10470. | Ile (zubenhakrabi) | 85.63 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
| 10471. | Simon (ssnpower) | 85.63 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| 10472. | False (adumbration) | 85.62 | 96% | 2016-07-23 |
| 10473. | Stefan (sheffbee) | 85.62 | 99% | 2022-04-25 |
| 10474. | Wesley (weslington) | 85.62 | 98.5% | 2024-08-06 |
| 10475. | L33T (01l33t) | 85.62 | 98% | 2020-11-18 |
| 10476. | Henry (hen_ryyes) | 85.62 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |