As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10893. | Tony (hhxi123) | 81.44 | 98% | 2022-08-03 |
10894. | Yhannis (yhannis) | 81.44 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
10895. | The Cup!D (slowly_but_sure) | 81.44 | 99% | 2022-07-07 |
10896. | Baraa (the_legend_b) | 81.44 | 98% | 2017-06-17 |
10897. | Reed (reed120) | 81.43 | 99% | 2020-03-27 |
10898. | Dante (themagnificentkiller) | 81.43 | 97% | 2020-01-08 |
10899. | Mamba (blackmambax) | 81.43 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
10900. | Message Me (messageme) | 81.43 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
10901. | Javad (soorena776) | 81.43 | 97% | 2016-06-30 |
10902. | Viet Trung (viettrung9012) | 81.42 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
10903. | Zachcos (zachcos) | 81.42 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
10904. | FLorescu (n0thing_qq) | 81.41 | 96% | 2020-02-18 |
10905. | Eran (eranb) | 81.41 | 97% | 2017-06-01 |
10906. | IBM Model F (modelm) | 81.41 | 97% | 2016-12-18 |
10907. | Quench (quench) | 81.40 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
10908. | Zack (zbrooks) | 81.40 | 97% | 2016-03-14 |
10909. | Ali (amizan8653) | 81.39 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
10910. | ! (heckar) | 81.39 | 95.6% | 2024-08-08 |
10911. | Bradley (breadlyn) | 81.39 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
10912. | The (thedecider) | 81.39 | 96% | 2016-03-27 |
10913. | Owm (hahaxdd) | 81.39 | 94% | 2016-12-23 |
10914. | james (earl2bad) | 81.38 | 95% | 2015-07-18 |
10915. | David (determinationxp) | 81.37 | 96% | 2024-08-05 |
10916. | avivsq12 (avivsq12) | 81.37 | 98.4% | 2023-09-24 |
10917. | Bruh (bruh_widow) | 81.37 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
10918. | Cyber (lilcyber) | 81.37 | 96.1% | 2021-02-16 |
10919. | MuffinMike (muffinmike) | 81.37 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
10920. | Ashraful (noid621376) | 81.37 | 98% | 2018-02-26 |
10921. | FS (kittyman31) | 81.37 | 99% | 2018-10-18 |
10922. | Rich (darklight136) | 81.36 | 97% | 2016-07-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |