Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2790. | π¨πΆπΊ (voops) | 78.96 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
| 2791. | Adam (fallinggreenleaves) | 78.95 | 96% | 2019-02-22 |
| 2792. | Kabera (rcdude27) | 78.95 | 96% | 2020-07-26 |
| 2793. | Leriut (leriut) | 78.94 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 2794. | Machine (guldan) | 78.94 | 98% | 2017-12-01 |
| 2795. | lukas (lukasbillera) | 78.93 | 96% | 2018-10-19 |
| 2796. | Mike (jewunit) | 78.90 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 2797. | Cory (swainstoncory89) | 78.89 | 97% | 2020-06-20 |
| 2798. | Thatisdifficult (thatisdiff... | 78.89 | 98% | 2017-07-28 |
| 2799. | person (bulimia) | 78.89 | 98% | 2019-08-24 |
| 2800. | Dongo (dongodm) | 78.88 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| 2801. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 78.87 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 2802. | Pyren (pyren83) | 78.85 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 2803. | blueturtle (esraels) | 78.84 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 2804. | alteregor (alteregor) | 78.82 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| 2805. | Fook (xdizzel) | 78.81 | 94% | 2018-04-01 |
| 2806. | a (yungskrunt) | 78.78 | 98% | 2020-04-16 |
| 2807. | HAHA chose me pls (hahachok... | 78.78 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 2808. | gab (ggzl1998) | 78.77 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 2809. | Kevin (kevin1499) | 78.77 | 98% | 2020-09-05 |
| 2810. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 78.77 | 96% | 2020-07-29 |
| 2811. | Stephen (steviebeans) | 78.77 | 94% | 2017-08-01 |
| 2812. | Pew (prettypls) | 78.76 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 2813. | Pedro (landsplosh) | 78.74 | 96% | 2020-07-02 |
| 2814. | sonderr (battery_sr) | 78.72 | 95% | 2020-02-19 |
| 2815. | Gina (nannelcam) | 78.72 | 98% | 2020-03-27 |
| 2816. | smash (smashmyass) | 78.72 | 97% | 2019-10-06 |
| 2817. | Zac (kingzac18@yahoo.com) | 78.70 | 96% | 2020-06-12 |
| 2818. | LickWidFyre (lickwidfyre) | 78.70 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
| 2819. | Emily (emklof92) | 78.69 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| α Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |