So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19834. | Pepe (pepeworm) | 68.79 | 94% | 2020-09-26 |
| 19835. | Steve (darclopszero) | 68.79 | 94% | 2021-02-21 |
| 19836. | Bohdan (bogdanr) | 68.79 | 96% | 2022-05-09 |
| 19837. | sailveron (sailveron) | 68.79 | 94% | 2022-01-11 |
| 19838. | ᴄᴊ (dicey_donuts) | 68.79 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
| 19839. | Alex (hydrox24) | 68.78 | 94% | 2014-08-07 |
| 19840. | Sudip (llimbus) | 68.78 | 96% | 2016-10-15 |
| 19841. | Nicholas (nichocacola) | 68.78 | 87% | 2013-01-24 |
| 19842. | develsixteen (develsixteen) | 68.78 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 19843. | Christian (bboyian1) | 68.78 | 85% | 2014-09-19 |
| 19844. | molotov_girl45210 (molotov_... | 68.78 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 19845. | Michele (etbleu) | 68.77 | — | 2010-09-05 |
| 19846. | MJ (smaji182) | 68.77 | 93% | 2015-11-23 |
| 19847. | Robert (rmuehler) | 68.77 | 94% | 2016-01-30 |
| 19848. | NJ (serbianem) | 68.77 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 19849. | ashok (ashokkasi) | 68.77 | 99% | 2021-07-05 |
| 19850. | Andy (jooceypineapple) | 68.76 | 81% | 2012-09-23 |
| 19851. | Hackson (hackson) | 68.76 | 89% | 2011-08-19 |
| 19852. | johann (juski) | 68.76 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 19853. | Crallis (alloy510) | 68.76 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 19854. | Karthik (slickfalcon) | 68.76 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 19855. | Noel (leoniscool101) | 68.76 | 96% | 2020-06-18 |
| 19856. | Genaro (tamemister) | 68.76 | 95% | 2012-04-23 |
| 19857. | (.)(.) (lakshmanan456654) | 68.75 | 98% | 2015-01-08 |
| 19858. | Wesley (wesabbal32) | 68.75 | 98% | 2016-03-26 |
| 19859. | Calvin (cwalls3) | 68.75 | 90% | 2013-10-04 |
| 19860. | Conan (ronjeremy) | 68.75 | — | 2010-02-01 |
| 19861. | Maxwell (manwhoisnamed) | 68.75 | 95% | 2017-08-25 |
| 19862. | zreem (zreem) | 68.75 | 94% | 2022-10-17 |
| 19863. | Jasper (odawari) | 68.75 | 96.2% | 2023-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |