So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25940. | Mehmet (zugbu) | 59.41 | 94% | 2014-01-04 |
| 25941. | Malcolm (weatherman7921) | 59.40 | 95% | 2023-02-19 |
| 25942. | yanzhi (cakeuuuu) | 59.40 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 25943. | Julian (juliansy) | 59.40 | — | 2009-05-23 |
| 25944. | Elijah (elijah224) | 59.39 | 89% | 2016-04-14 |
| 25945. | Binamra (binamra) | 59.39 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
| 25946. | sdfas (monissinom) | 59.39 | 94% | 2021-01-03 |
| 25947. | Ashwani (ashwani45) | 59.39 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 25948. | Ebbe (estebanwinslesss) | 59.39 | 94% | 2017-09-20 |
| 25949. | cameron (the_chenger123) | 59.39 | 94% | 2013-04-04 |
| 25950. | Billy (super1ha1) | 59.39 | 91% | 2016-06-16 |
| 25951. | Ginta (allstar50) | 59.39 | 92% | 2017-05-05 |
| 25952. | Anup (anuplmchne) | 59.38 | 96.6% | 2023-10-24 |
| 25953. | t (ta123) | 59.38 | 96% | 2016-03-27 |
| 25954. | Eloy (swekingeib) | 59.38 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
| 25955. | Mark (markxing) | 59.38 | — | 2008-10-14 |
| 25956. | YASSER (kifliclt) | 59.37 | 90% | 2015-02-22 |
| 25957. | Lecoolestcat (l3coolestcat) | 59.37 | 89% | 2016-04-04 |
| 25958. | was (wassio) | 59.37 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 25959. | lindsay (lg2012) | 59.37 | 94% | 2012-03-08 |
| 25960. | Alexa (hackmyheart) | 59.37 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 25961. | ゆず (yuzu) | 59.37 | 95% | 2013-06-27 |
| 25962. | sagar (srd531777) | 59.37 | 91% | 2012-11-10 |
| 25963. | Archer7703 (archer7703) | 59.36 | 95% | 2021-12-23 |
| 25964. | Felix (sp4cebar) | 59.36 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 25965. | Trianglateral (luckyashraj) | 59.36 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 25966. | earnin (duvks) | 59.36 | 95% | 2022-09-07 |
| 25967. | Fpicklers (fpickles) | 59.36 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 25968. | hector (hectoraki) | 59.36 | 97% | 2014-04-02 |
| 25969. | Johnsy (johnsy) | 59.36 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |