Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4496. | EroKage (erokage) | 64.89 | 96% | 2018-10-14 |
| 4497. | li (lilya) | 64.88 | 98% | 2019-09-30 |
| 4498. | Jack (jhudson85) | 64.86 | 97% | 2018-04-02 |
| 4499. | oregord (oregord) | 64.86 | 96% | 2017-09-24 |
| 4500. | Turqy (turqyturq) | 64.84 | 96% | 2018-12-11 |
| 4501. | Uemi (uemichan) | 64.83 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 4502. | Dezerving (kunducted) | 64.83 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 4503. | Nasir (nasirkabir) | 64.83 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 4504. | Katherine (doylesgirl73) | 64.81 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 4505. | On (tornadox) | 64.80 | 95% | 2020-09-01 |
| 4506. | Henry (squidhs) | 64.80 | 96% | 2017-11-01 |
| 4507. | Andrew (get_hyped20) | 64.80 | 95% | 2018-01-05 |
| 4508. | N3gativeZero (whatsupbrandon) | 64.79 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
| 4509. | DARTH TYPER (darthdiesel) | 64.79 | 96% | 2018-12-27 |
| 4510. | brettyoshi (brettyoshi9) | 64.78 | 96% | 2018-03-16 |
| 4511. | Jack (yezen) | 64.78 | 96% | 2017-11-16 |
| 4512. | HackerBoy (hackerboy1324) | 64.77 | 96% | 2018-08-28 |
| 4513. | Edward (dward_) | 64.77 | 93% | 2019-09-25 |
| 4514. | Invis (invis_lurker) | 64.76 | 95% | 2020-12-19 |
| 4515. | Jeremy (ziney) | 64.76 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 4516. | fastboi (hkapoor2001) | 64.76 | 96% | 2020-01-27 |
| 4517. | Nagi (rakuramen) | 64.75 | 95% | 2019-12-19 |
| 4518. | Caboj (dvoraklearner123) | 64.75 | 93% | 2017-09-08 |
| 4519. | Eileen (eadventures) | 64.75 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 4520. | Egemen Onat (freezenight) | 64.75 | 97% | 2019-01-16 |
| 4521. | Danny (bikkboi) | 64.75 | 96% | 2018-11-26 |
| 4522. | Grand Magus (aimtiaz20) | 64.75 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 4523. | Harley (senpaislinky) | 64.74 | 95% | 2020-09-12 |
| 4524. | Mikey (xhadoken) | 64.72 | 96% | 2017-09-05 |
| 4525. | alam (alamjael) | 64.72 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |