You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2188. | Pins & Needles (raz3r) | 67.29 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 2189. | Hossein (hossein_nas) | 67.27 | 96% | 2018-04-20 |
| 2190. | Bik (sfmf1998) | 67.24 | 95% | 2020-09-20 |
| 2191. | Þorsteinn (duddij) | 67.24 | 96% | 2019-05-29 |
| 2192. | Soup (mfonk) | 67.21 | 96% | 2018-05-22 |
| 2193. | Noah (shangnang) | 67.17 | 94% | 2020-04-07 |
| 2194. | Trabota (trabota) | 67.14 | 95% | 2020-07-17 |
| 2195. | Saif (maliksaif) | 67.13 | 97% | 2018-04-13 |
| 2196. | Pat (artham) | 67.08 | 95% | 2018-12-03 |
| 2197. | (dragusprime) | 67.07 | 95% | 2020-02-08 |
| 2198. | Adam (acidcypher) | 67.02 | 96% | 2019-07-12 |
| 2199. | NguX (angus0530000) | 66.97 | 97% | 2018-10-23 |
| 2200. | Prince (princefunny) | 66.88 | 97% | 2018-03-12 |
| 2201. | Jarvis (jarvis00) | 66.85 | 94% | 2020-05-27 |
| 2202. | ✨✨✨ (emp_t) | 66.85 | 96% | 2020-08-27 |
| 2203. | Max (maxcampman) | 66.84 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
| 2204. | Ikramuzzaman (2017331054) | 66.78 | 96% | 2019-10-06 |
| 2205. | Aldy (h3ogreat) | 66.78 | 95% | 2019-02-06 |
| 2206. | SirIceColdStoneWater (siric... | 66.73 | 99% | 2018-12-28 |
| 2207. | emory (ennuixvx) | 66.72 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 2208. | c8a0a697 (c8a0a697) | 66.65 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
| 2209. | Suchita (error90) | 66.64 | 97% | 2019-12-30 |
| 2210. | Kenley (kenfunky32) | 66.62 | 94% | 2020-03-29 |
| 2211. | Lin (mirai92) | 66.37 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
| 2212. | Lurker99 (someone16) | 66.25 | 98% | 2018-02-05 |
| 2213. | A (ajp10304) | 66.21 | 96% | 2019-06-18 |
| 2214. | Tung (tungarsenal97) | 66.19 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
| 2215. | Shahid (shahid_abbas) | 66.16 | 96% | 2017-12-30 |
| 2216. | Kippler (kippler1827) | 66.07 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2217. | Kiwiwings (carmenbrouwer12) | 65.96 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |