The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20234. | Lonesome (lonesome13) | 71.32 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 20235. | WAD (_waddup_) | 71.32 | 97% | 2023-06-24 |
| 20236. | Eva (niejingtan) | 71.32 | 98% | 2016-10-12 |
| 20237. | khalil (khalilfa) | 71.31 | 95% | 2021-11-09 |
| 20238. | (singalong_monkey) | 71.31 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 20239. | Ishan (ityper0020) | 71.31 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 20240. | WANG (williamrenardi) | 71.31 | 94.9% | 2021-02-19 |
| 20241. | Lexx (nglexx) | 71.31 | 95% | 2020-12-07 |
| 20242. | Thomas (thomas70) | 71.31 | 98% | 2016-10-27 |
| 20243. | Manoj (chvsmanoj) | 71.31 | 91% | 2013-06-30 |
| 20244. | Lulu (meandmygrls) | 71.30 | 96% | 2014-08-25 |
| 20245. | Aashrya (virtualvector) | 71.30 | 96% | 2020-04-12 |
| 20246. | Anh (jackey_na) | 71.30 | 96% | 2011-10-09 |
| 20247. | pop (f1shmann) | 71.29 | 96% | 2020-08-06 |
| 20248. | RiceBOI111 (riceboi111) | 71.29 | 95% | 2020-01-24 |
| 20249. | jess (softballchick127) | 71.29 | — | 2009-08-09 |
| 20250. | kyle (bigtoerian) | 71.28 | 95% | 2020-03-06 |
| 20251. | MHFC (stavsitbon) | 71.28 | 95% | 2022-05-05 |
| 20252. | wen (notbenwong) | 71.28 | 95% | 2022-08-16 |
| 20253. | Shebes (shebes) | 71.28 | 96% | 2011-12-16 |
| 20254. | CT (ctplays) | 71.28 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 20255. | Ghosty (ghostfreak101) | 71.28 | 98% | 2023-02-11 |
| 20256. | sammy (sammyismuff) | 71.28 | 95% | 2023-07-05 |
| 20257. | Danny (h4ndeye) | 71.28 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 20258. | Ken (kenjella) | 71.28 | 94% | 2021-03-11 |
| 20259. | Aldy (h3ogreat) | 71.28 | 96% | 2019-01-05 |
| 20260. | bleeding (ipodless) | 71.28 | — | 2011-01-28 |
| 20261. | zipline (hwiechers) | 71.28 | 96% | 2013-10-02 |
| 20262. | jnk (joelnanakwaku) | 71.27 | 96% | 2021-11-27 |
| 20263. | Brya (bhoenix) | 71.27 | 95% | 2018-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |