I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2873. | Andy (andythybo) | 109.88 | 97% | 2022-09-25 |
| 2874. | icanttypeaccuratelyconsiste... | 109.88 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
| 2875. | Nick (trickynicky27) | 109.87 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 2876. | Kasiourasg (kasiourasg) | 109.87 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 2877. | Cal (raceto151) | 109.86 | 99% | 2022-08-24 |
| 2878. | Savannah (pompom9999) | 109.86 | 97% | 2016-05-18 |
| 2879. | Kevin (oishi_takoyaki) | 109.85 | 99% | 2024-07-22 |
| 2880. | Spencer (sykkennedy) | 109.85 | 91% | 2015-06-10 |
| 2881. | dave (noonzz) | 109.84 | 97% | 2016-02-24 |
| 2882. | Whelps (whelps) | 109.83 | 97% | 2024-09-30 |
| 2883. | nika (nika07) | 109.82 | 100% | 2020-12-08 |
| 2884. | StewieGriffin (stewiegriffi... | 109.81 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 2885. | Luke (squirreltimee) | 109.81 | 98% | 2022-06-17 |
| 2886. | thomp (thompson139) | 109.81 | 96% | 2016-11-07 |
| 2887. | Tam (tturner1960) | 109.81 | 98% | 2016-02-17 |
| 2888. | Karl (ksem) | 109.80 | 98% | 2022-03-06 |
| 2889. | Zailos (pistachio66) | 109.79 | 97% | 2015-11-22 |
| 2890. | gwynyor (gwynyor) | 109.79 | 99% | 2020-06-04 |
| 2891. | Miguel (quevangel) | 109.78 | 96% | 2021-11-03 |
| 2892. | Purdue (purduepharmer757) | 109.77 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
| 2893. | Dawson (funkemunky) | 109.77 | 97% | 2023-04-04 |
| 2894. | MINH (shinmyou) | 109.76 | 99% | 2022-07-10 |
| 2895. | Yu (guarneri) | 109.75 | 96% | 2016-05-11 |
| 2896. | Linh (chillgame) | 109.74 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 2897. | Ryan (ryanu) | 109.74 | 95% | 2017-05-27 |
| 2898. | Julian (julianpng) | 109.73 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 2899. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 109.72 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 2900. | Tony (gabagool22) | 109.71 | 98% | 2024-06-03 |
| 2901. | ㅤ (toptied) | 109.71 | 96.9% | 2024-09-14 |
| 2902. | A (antykingfish) | 109.70 | 99% | 2017-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |