The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10909. | tstats[uwnicke] (uwnicke) | 87.58 | 98% | 2023-12-01 |
| 10910. | Magnus (moobin) | 87.58 | 97% | 2012-02-28 |
| 10911. | Chris (smoothsmith) | 87.57 | 94% | 2013-02-21 |
| 10912. | Y (kwal) | 87.57 | 97% | 2015-05-01 |
| 10913. | LonerBox (lonerbox) | 87.56 | 96.4% | 2024-08-25 |
| 10914. | audrina (excitedcats) | 87.56 | 99% | 2024-06-21 |
| 10915. | typah123 (typah12345) | 87.56 | 96% | 2023-07-06 |
| 10916. | wingman41 (wingman41) | 87.56 | 99% | 2023-02-26 |
| 10917. | Abu (abushakeeb) | 87.56 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 10918. | Hajar (hajar424) | 87.56 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 10919. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 87.56 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| 10920. | Mahmoud (opssheesh) | 87.56 | 97% | 2025-05-01 |
| 10921. | Rommel (thetyper09) | 87.56 | 93% | 2012-02-22 |
| 10922. | Squid (dmeadows87) | 87.56 | 97% | 2017-03-07 |
| 10923. | Danny (danno7) | 87.56 | — | 2011-02-06 |
| 10924. | Phạm Lãng (blackdhcm) | 87.56 | 98% | 2015-01-16 |
| 10925. | arr arr (rar144) | 87.55 | 97% | 2025-06-19 |
| 10926. | Noe (whitise) | 87.55 | 97.2% | 2024-12-05 |
| 10927. | Blastoise (blast_) | 87.55 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 10928. | Demogorgon (typeracer0110) | 87.55 | 96% | 2025-12-03 |
| 10929. | uh huh (froyoo) | 87.55 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 10930. | Homie (kingtrammy) | 87.55 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 10931. | Greg (gwself) | 87.55 | 95% | 2013-11-07 |
| 10932. | THREEFOURSIXX (avenkata@liv... | 87.55 | 93% | 2014-06-14 |
| 10933. | Torence (torencee) | 87.54 | 99% | 2024-07-19 |
| 10934. | yuhri (yuhri) | 87.54 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
| 10935. | Joseph (josephcelestin) | 87.54 | 96% | 2023-05-13 |
| 10936. | Json (json_xing) | 87.54 | 96.8% | 2024-12-05 |
| 10937. | Zoth (sindrezoth) | 87.53 | 97% | 2025-08-03 |
| 10938. | Lost (lostviajero) | 87.53 | 96% | 2015-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |