So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15710. | Carly (cp_beth) | 75.10 | 97% | 2012-05-30 |
| 15711. | Colten (appathajuggalo) | 75.10 | 90% | 2012-03-27 |
| 15712. | Mortimer (mortimer452) | 75.09 | 82% | 2016-08-10 |
| 15713. | Mepatrick (mepatrick) | 75.09 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 15714. | Naor (naorcotev) | 75.09 | 96% | 2022-10-28 |
| 15715. | Prolific (prolific) | 75.09 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 15716. | Srinivas (srini_iitkgp) | 75.09 | 95% | 2017-03-26 |
| 15717. | Gilberto (shesmu) | 75.09 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
| 15718. | Geoff (tromag) | 75.09 | 95% | 2012-08-29 |
| 15719. | otoy (otoy) | 75.09 | 95% | 2011-07-27 |
| 15720. | Jeremy (itsyournightmare) | 75.09 | 94% | 2013-10-08 |
| 15721. | vato (vaatto) | 75.08 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 15722. | Lena (lenalee789) | 75.08 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 15723. | bicboi (maggs09) | 75.08 | 94% | 2012-10-12 |
| 15724. | Jono (jonny_jmw) | 75.08 | 94% | 2014-11-29 |
| 15725. | Brendan (btbens) | 75.08 | 93% | 2015-01-08 |
| 15726. | Ms. Nickle (gweilo) | 75.07 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 15727. | sanayaa (sanayaa) | 75.07 | 96% | 2022-10-29 |
| 15728. | raphael (rfal10) | 75.07 | 99% | 2012-08-28 |
| 15729. | y (y1266) | 75.07 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 15730. | Pe_Pong (khanh45a3kct) | 75.07 | 96% | 2011-07-01 |
| 15731. | KappaPride (frozen956) | 75.06 | 88% | 2015-12-18 |
| 15732. | Sanchit (imperpetualmachine) | 75.06 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 15733. | Igor (igorsilveira) | 75.06 | 91% | 2013-03-01 |
| 15734. | M (margunwan) | 75.06 | 98% | 2019-12-28 |
| 15735. | Chris (vchris123) | 75.06 | 97% | 2013-05-24 |
| 15736. | Innocent (saquelain) | 75.05 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
| 15737. | Hudson (hoobcap) | 75.05 | 96% | 2022-05-26 |
| 15738. | Freddy (freddytoscano) | 75.05 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 15739. | Markus (scarftiger) | 75.05 | 95% | 2016-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |