I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10489. | Andrew (andrewdvorak) | 87.76 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 10490. | Karishma (kurryishma) | 87.76 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
| 10491. | richa (richa69) | 87.76 | 95% | 2024-02-18 |
| 10492. | Qwerty (qwertyazerty) | 87.74 | 97.2% | 2023-07-16 |
| 10493. | Teerth (urmomgrimace) | 87.74 | 98% | 2023-10-26 |
| 10494. | poophead (watermelon69) | 87.74 | 98% | 2020-04-26 |
| 10495. | Hillary (typeymane) | 87.74 | 99% | 2017-08-10 |
| 10496. | Usman (grim_09) | 87.73 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
| 10497. | k0mucho (k0mucho) | 87.73 | 96.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 10498. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 87.73 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
| 10499. | Brendan (brendanjr1113) | 87.72 | 99% | 2025-04-17 |
| 10500. | Julian (julian990132) | 87.72 | 96.7% | 2025-02-09 |
| 10501. | Andrew (typeracerluver07) | 87.72 | 98.2% | 2023-06-02 |
| 10502. | Henry (h___) | 87.72 | 96% | 2022-09-25 |
| 10503. | Jose-Miguel (jmiguelgh) | 87.72 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 10504. | Regulus ❄ (yo_yo_honey_si... | 87.72 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 10505. | HoangH7 (hoangh7) | 87.71 | 99% | 2024-06-29 |
| 10506. | ayush (rocky1708) | 87.71 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 10507. | ttv.guspenseful (gusm09) | 87.71 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 10508. | Jessica (yuumizoomies) | 87.70 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 10509. | carlos (zhurrey) | 87.70 | 98% | 2022-04-29 |
| 10510. | frrah (zhhrf) | 87.70 | 100% | 2021-06-14 |
| 10511. | Nemanja (air_cone) | 87.69 | 95% | 2024-03-18 |
| 10512. | SadmanSakib (chasedbydeath) | 87.69 | 99% | 2020-11-28 |
| 10513. | Nicholas (nxcholas) | 87.69 | 98% | 2021-06-26 |
| 10514. | illeagle (illeagle) | 87.69 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 10515. | David (cydmium) | 87.69 | 95% | 2017-06-01 |
| 10516. | Clayton (claytonjadkins) | 87.69 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
| 10517. | Martin Cornelius (martincor... | 87.69 | 97.7% | 2023-08-18 |
| 10518. | Ayush (ayush123460) | 87.69 | 98% | 2020-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |