So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32830. | Eric (ericschieberjr) | 47.72 | 89% | 2012-06-17 |
| 32831. | Cannelle (cannelle) | 47.72 | 94.6% | 2023-06-02 |
| 32832. | Hosogi (skcf) | 47.72 | 98% | 2021-01-28 |
| 32833. | Linbi (balabala) | 47.72 | 94% | 2015-09-15 |
| 32834. | Rainbow Rotten (qqbear) | 47.72 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 32835. | Eun Jeong (dibi98) | 47.72 | 95% | 2011-06-05 |
| 32836. | Liesl (leftyspinner) | 47.72 | 96% | 2014-03-07 |
| 32837. | Rafael (cyon) | 47.72 | 88% | 2012-08-23 |
| 32838. | zamd (adzhamd) | 47.72 | 94% | 2015-12-14 |
| 32839. | Blake (captainflareon) | 47.71 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 32840. | edo (acnologia) | 47.71 | 90% | 2013-03-27 |
| 32841. | Parura (parura57) | 47.70 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
| 32842. | Apoorv (apoorv09) | 47.70 | 95% | 2018-02-14 |
| 32843. | Nolan (nolanc) | 47.70 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
| 32844. | AAA (tadpole_person) | 47.70 | 95% | 2021-04-27 |
| 32845. | Lukas (pathfinder00) | 47.70 | 94% | 2021-01-20 |
| 32846. | Clara (clarajosephine) | 47.69 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 32847. | Jack (hutushen222) | 47.69 | — | 2011-04-20 |
| 32848. | Gürsel (gurseltr) | 47.69 | 89% | 2015-02-27 |
| 32849. | Michael (mickeymount) | 47.69 | 95% | 2013-01-28 |
| 32850. | Amit shah (gurjeets) | 47.69 | 87% | 2014-09-13 |
| 32851. | Ashish (ashish11300) | 47.69 | 98% | 2015-01-10 |
| 32852. | David (woenewoi) | 47.68 | 96.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 32853. | Qadu Bhai (allma_iqbal_typi... | 47.68 | 95% | 2020-11-22 |
| 32854. | Andr01d (steelblade) | 47.68 | 87% | 2013-01-29 |
| 32855. | Piyush (pkrgtm) | 47.68 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 32856. | vietdung_vn (vietdung_yb) | 47.68 | — | 2009-12-14 |
| 32857. | Clayton (riso) | 47.68 | 88% | 2012-10-05 |
| 32858. | Geoff (telautograph) | 47.67 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
| 32859. | Michael (sgtpepperers) | 47.67 | 94% | 2021-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |