I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
156 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14382. | Timothy (iyamdeanser) | 78.15 | 95% | 2021-09-18 |
| 14383. | Pineapple (pineapple_pie1) | 78.15 | 99% | 2021-05-07 |
| 14384. | IlhanKhayru (fangian) | 78.15 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 14385. | nah id win (aragorn_the_snake) | 78.14 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 14386. | Viet (matcanloi) | 78.14 | 98% | 2019-06-14 |
| 14387. | Ferioula (ferioula) | 78.14 | 99% | 2018-04-15 |
| 14388. | Jaska (jarlewski) | 78.13 | 96% | 2022-05-23 |
| 14389. | Smilingface (buffonsea) | 78.13 | 96% | 2017-03-03 |
| 14390. | Alper (alper1) | 78.13 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 14391. | typeMonkey (type_monkey_fast) | 78.12 | 97% | 2025-08-08 |
| 14392. | Peter (cint) | 78.12 | 97.6% | 2024-07-25 |
| 14393. | seth (firewolf_2001) | 78.12 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 14394. | Sollyy (itssollyy) | 78.12 | 94% | 2017-06-24 |
| 14395. | vira (virajessica) | 78.11 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 14396. | Milk (operationmilk) | 78.11 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 14397. | Vaultster (thevaultseeker) | 78.11 | 99% | 2023-08-10 |
| 14398. | Kevin (dabzd) | 78.10 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
| 14399. | Jake (startler03) | 78.10 | 96.8% | 2023-12-26 |
| 14400. | Isaac (gunpqwder) | 78.10 | 95.1% | 2021-01-31 |
| 14401. | Prabhu (prabhusengal) | 78.09 | 98% | 2020-02-22 |
| 14402. | Kiito (drybones41) | 78.09 | 93% | 2020-08-22 |
| 14403. | Sang (ballsynuts) | 78.09 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 14404. | Joseph (trickyjogo) | 78.09 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
| 14405. | Daniel (irrrlrvant) | 78.09 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 14406. | Adolf (adoif) | 78.08 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 14407. | windi_agli4 (windi_agli4) | 78.07 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
| 14408. | _ (icely) | 78.07 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 14409. | Ben (thebenman7dv) | 78.07 | 97.2% | 2025-03-15 |
| 14410. | Connor Rose (crose21801) | 78.06 | 95% | 2025-01-08 |
| 14411. | west (supernova_00) | 78.06 | 98.8% | 2023-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |