See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4923. | Tsering (tseringxd) | 98.28 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 4924. | SpeedRacist (typer_racist) | 98.27 | 98% | 2025-05-06 |
| 4925. | wateroff (wateroff) | 98.27 | 100% | 2021-01-14 |
| 4926. | Fiona (fwu123) | 98.26 | 98% | 2020-02-20 |
| 4927. | Seb (defaultseb) | 98.26 | 97.8% | 2025-03-07 |
| 4928. | Matt (hayesinc) | 98.26 | 97.8% | 2021-02-12 |
| 4929. | Marco Angelo (marcoangelojp... | 98.26 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 4930. | indo_itu_gampang (xcloretg) | 98.26 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 4931. | Ahad (ahadali) | 98.25 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 4932. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 98.24 | 96% | 2023-08-01 |
| 4933. | Chris (agentcdo) | 98.23 | 97% | 2019-06-02 |
| 4934. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 98.23 | 99.2% | 2025-03-06 |
| 4935. | The greatest (the_greatest231) | 98.22 | 97% | 2024-01-30 |
| 4936. | Nura (an10nim4ik) | 98.21 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 4937. | Kristaps (kristaps12312) | 98.21 | 95% | 2023-05-01 |
| 4938. | Ion (incode4it) | 98.21 | 96.9% | 2023-11-27 |
| 4939. | Sorrell (salmony) | 98.20 | 97% | 2022-04-25 |
| 4940. | Tutzay (tutzay) | 98.20 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 4941. | gumpypumpy (gumpypumpy) | 98.20 | 98.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 4942. | Christ (carophixao) | 98.18 | 97% | 2025-04-13 |
| 4943. | Ryan Le (esketit3020) | 98.18 | 99% | 2022-07-30 |
| 4944. | Jordan (js_jordan) | 98.18 | 97% | 2023-07-02 |
| 4945. | A (kkmonlee) | 98.18 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 4946. | Baruk (baruk) | 98.18 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 4947. | akim (realakimnas) | 98.17 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 4948. | 01 (0011111) | 98.17 | 97.2% | 2023-11-07 |
| 4949. | numdegased (numdegased) | 98.17 | 97.7% | 2023-07-14 |
| 4950. | Drey (ellendren) | 98.17 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| 4951. | Shilag (shilag) | 98.16 | 99% | 2019-04-29 |
| 4952. | sunny (sunnychiang) | 98.15 | 99% | 2023-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |