And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13965. | Joe (thejow) | 89.78 | — | 2010-07-10 |
| 13966. | Jerry (jyoung2gu) | 89.78 | 98% | 2016-01-07 |
| 13967. | Arun (arun_karnati) | 89.78 | 95% | 2014-09-15 |
| 13968. | Yao (thewrongnumber) | 89.78 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 13969. | Michael (simonson2) | 89.78 | 97% | 2013-12-05 |
| 13970. | Julien Galons (jugalons) | 89.78 | 98.4% | 2023-10-07 |
| 13971. | NO ONE (subhroxeon) | 89.77 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 13972. | Chief (chiefed_94) | 89.77 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
| 13973. | Jacob (dingle_dude) | 89.77 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 13974. | fingercrusher666 (fingercru... | 89.77 | 93% | 2011-12-07 |
| 13975. | Drake (impo) | 89.77 | 97% | 2018-02-06 |
| 13976. | Roger (roger3320) | 89.77 | 92% | 2013-11-11 |
| 13977. | Jason (alpha_32) | 89.77 | 93% | 2016-07-12 |
| 13978. | Sam (bobketer) | 89.76 | — | 2010-10-16 |
| 13979. | Chile (npalaniuk) | 89.76 | 94% | 2014-12-16 |
| 13980. | Lame (lamers) | 89.76 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 13981. | Heino (hsirvio) | 89.75 | 98% | 2013-03-12 |
| 13982. | Said Umer (saidii) | 89.75 | 98% | 2023-04-01 |
| 13983. | lelapin (lelapin743) | 89.75 | 94% | 2014-12-30 |
| 13984. | Castle (castlehoney) | 89.75 | 98% | 2017-08-26 |
| 13985. | gumpypumpy (gumpypumpy) | 89.75 | 97.5% | 2023-10-23 |
| 13986. | Mohammad (mewsamurai) | 89.74 | 99% | 2021-10-13 |
| 13987. | Aaron (spacexglizzy) | 89.74 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 13988. | Anksoppa (anksoppa) | 89.74 | 97% | 2015-09-08 |
| 13989. | Lioncio (lioncio12) | 89.73 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 13990. | kion (kionkun1) | 89.73 | 98% | 2022-06-04 |
| 13991. | LoseYourMind (csq_) | 89.73 | 96% | 2012-05-29 |
| 13992. | Trish (snooperj) | 89.73 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 13993. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 89.73 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
| 13994. | Jacob (siskonwich) | 89.72 | 98% | 2017-08-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |