I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2271. | streetcar (dohrn1i) | 83.29 | 97% | 2024-06-02 |
| 2272. | Miles (hauskaz) | 83.27 | 96.3% | 2025-03-07 |
| 2273. | deeri (deeri) | 83.26 | 96% | 2024-08-19 |
| 2274. | Trevor (sehguh) | 83.25 | 97% | 2024-06-26 |
| 2275. | Filip (kicklets) | 83.25 | 96.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 2276. | farzan (farzanhges) | 83.24 | 96.4% | 2024-01-08 |
| 2277. | Homo_Sapien_Sapien (homo_sa... | 83.22 | 97% | 2025-05-21 |
| 2278. | miso (misosoupsoup) | 83.22 | 97.6% | 2025-02-01 |
| 2279. | Becky (beckye430) | 83.21 | 96% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2280. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 83.19 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 2281. | sadbanana (sadbanana0) | 83.19 | 95% | 2024-08-27 |
| 2282. | HodgeVJ (hodgevj) | 83.18 | 97% | 2025-06-09 |
| 2283. | BubbleJump (bubblejump) | 83.17 | 98% | 2024-01-02 |
| 2284. | Anchit (anchit) | 83.11 | 98% | 2024-07-26 |
| 2285. | Khan (mani_khan) | 83.11 | 98.4% | 2024-04-04 |
| 2286. | Pradyumn (sk0pe) | 83.11 | 96.8% | 2024-06-01 |
| 2287. | EthioKing (ethio_king) | 83.10 | 96.4% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2288. | gulzardi11 (gulzardi11) | 83.10 | 96.2% | 2023-11-26 |
| 2289. | BaniaTeAmo3 (camilin2002) | 83.08 | 96.9% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2290. | sakha (lousytypist) | 83.07 | 98% | 2024-10-07 |
| 2291. | Joren (djorren) | 83.06 | 97% | 2024-05-14 |
| 2292. | Nabil2x (nabil2x) | 83.06 | 95.2% | 2024-01-27 |
| 2293. | Akshaasdfay (aksgula22) | 83.05 | 98.6% | 2024-01-13 |
| 2294. | supmyd00d (clinikillz) | 83.05 | 97.8% | 2023-11-27 |
| 2295. | C R Aswin (cr_aswin_) | 83.04 | 97.3% | 2024-03-29 |
| 2296. | GaMeSDST (gamesdst) | 83.04 | 95.9% | 2023-10-02 |
| 2297. | baonam (heyclown) | 83.03 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
| 2298. | Jack (jfragg) | 83.03 | 96.7% | 2023-11-02 |
| 2299. | yjuk (yjuk) | 83.03 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
| 2300. | Djordje (fa10vo) | 83.02 | 97% | 2025-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |