The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14997. | Steven (stevie03) | 80.14 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
| 14998. | Mt.Taiji (saksham1992) | 80.14 | 96% | 2023-07-06 |
| 14999. | Kedi (kedi) | 80.14 | 96% | 2015-04-18 |
| 15000. | Meirage (csgomaster) | 80.14 | 97% | 2018-05-14 |
| 15001. | Shyama Priya (srege) | 80.14 | 92% | 2014-12-12 |
| 15002. | reymund (rocketman234) | 80.14 | 95% | 2011-10-15 |
| 15003. | Dena (dsehwail799) | 80.13 | 94% | 2014-09-26 |
| 15004. | guardianeb (guardianeb) | 80.13 | 95% | 2016-05-12 |
| 15005. | Charlie (chazzyfresh) | 80.13 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 15006. | gusss (ursu718) | 80.13 | 97% | 2021-12-08 |
| 15007. | Master (mast3rplay3r) | 80.13 | 96.5% | 2023-05-17 |
| 15008. | Randallson (dvorak) (hheli) | 80.13 | 97% | 2014-01-29 |
| 15009. | Bryan (doorknob_boi_69) | 80.13 | 96% | 2017-06-17 |
| 15010. | Shawn (goodshawn) | 80.13 | 97% | 2014-09-16 |
| 15011. | Praveen (praveenkaul) | 80.13 | 94% | 2012-11-28 |
| 15012. | Apoorv (apoorv16) | 80.13 | 98% | 2019-04-09 |
| 15013. | John (jimminyyy) | 80.12 | 96% | 2022-09-13 |
| 15014. | Aranyo (chimichenghiskhan) | 80.12 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 15015. | bstone13 (bstone13) | 80.12 | 94% | 2017-02-08 |
| 15016. | Sunny (sun420) | 80.12 | 96% | 2012-11-03 |
| 15017. | justin (guest_) | 80.12 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 15018. | Zero (1ascend0) | 80.11 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
| 15019. | righteous (trustjesus) | 80.11 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 15020. | Lasi (lasileuka) | 80.11 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 15021. | Raymond (rtu96) | 80.10 | 95% | 2023-03-16 |
| 15022. | Huy (tuonghuytran) | 80.10 | 96% | 2022-12-18 |
| 15023. | Ryan (nryankim) | 80.10 | 91% | 2014-11-13 |
| 15024. | Sunlord (sunlord20) | 80.10 | 96% | 2014-11-03 |
| 15025. | Guigui (guiguilk) | 80.09 | 91% | 2016-08-10 |
| 15026. | Alex (toomuchsauce) | 80.09 | 97% | 2017-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |