As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3813. | Pedro (timboly3) | 102.49 | 98% | 2022-09-27 |
| 3814. | Jacob (zoticus) | 102.49 | 96% | 2017-01-26 |
| 3815. | Davelkling (davelkling) | 102.48 | 96% | 2025-02-24 |
| 3816. | Douglas (ossmando) | 102.48 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 3817. | Kevin (the_nigerian_prince) | 102.47 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 3818. | seasailor (seasailor) | 102.47 | 98% | 2024-04-05 |
| 3819. | Joshua (jspike397) | 102.47 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 3820. | Kenneth (smallquarks) | 102.45 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 3821. | Sai (saiganesh7) | 102.45 | 94% | 2015-05-01 |
| 3822. | januarius (januarius) | 102.43 | 98% | 2018-01-13 |
| 3823. | Dan (danpan) | 102.43 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
| 3824. | Daggerpov (read_my_name) | 102.42 | 98.1% | 2024-01-22 |
| 3825. | ☻ (sachinjangra0) | 102.42 | 97% | 2016-07-19 |
| 3826. | Edward (moshizie) | 102.41 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 3827. | Paul (pjr8) | 102.40 | 97% | 2019-09-23 |
| 3828. | M5 (mariahendrikx) | 102.40 | 98% | 2022-08-07 |
| 3829. | aaaa (guest77) | 102.39 | 94% | 2015-05-31 |
| 3830. | Ethan (ethaner63) | 102.38 | 98% | 2017-06-26 |
| 3831. | Jorisen (nived_soul) | 102.37 | 98.3% | 2024-02-26 |
| 3832. | Lazy Dog (situation_abnormal) | 102.37 | 98% | 2023-04-02 |
| 3833. | allan (zhangerbanger) | 102.37 | 98% | 2018-10-14 |
| 3834. | Chris (planedriver) | 102.37 | 95% | 2017-03-24 |
| 3835. | Longhorns Rule (kjbqwerty) | 102.37 | 95% | 2016-11-03 |
| 3836. | HMan (edhac) | 102.36 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 3837. | p1e (jackholly) | 102.36 | 97% | 2018-03-27 |
| 3838. | moghz (mogh) | 102.35 | 98.4% | 2024-04-09 |
| 3839. | Shonnnn (shon2) | 102.35 | 97% | 2016-02-15 |
| 3840. | doge (muchtypewow) | 102.35 | 94% | 2017-05-25 |
| 3841. | Aris (aslabaugh1496) | 102.34 | 100% | 2022-12-07 |
| 3842. | Bara (mrbobby) | 102.34 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |