I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1230. | Gizmic (gizmic) | 95.65 | 98% | 2024-02-09 |
| 1231. | zach (sdatistic) | 95.63 | 94.9% | 2023-12-22 |
| 1232. | fryguy (frenchfryguy) | 95.63 | 97% | 2023-08-29 |
| 1233. | AltoidXL (altoidxl) | 95.63 | 95.3% | 2023-11-16 |
| 1234. | Will (kingofpie22) | 95.61 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| 1235. | RoyFanIsAFan (roy_fan_is_a_... | 95.58 | 98% | 2025-02-02 |
| 1236. | Crazy Frog (crazyfr0g) | 95.57 | 97.5% | 2023-10-25 |
| 1237. | RIP Tim Wakefield (guywith) | 95.56 | 96.9% | 2024-01-03 |
| 1238. | nomin (nomin1234) | 95.53 | 97% | 2024-04-18 |
| 1239. | Big (bigjohn05) | 95.53 | 97.4% | 2024-03-14 |
| 1240. | D (nawheat) | 95.52 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 1241. | lightning (lightning_knight) | 95.52 | 94.9% | 2024-12-03 |
| 1242. | Sara (sarasaks) | 95.50 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 1243. | Nazmin (naz_1212) | 95.47 | 98% | 2025-02-24 |
| 1244. | dotykproboszcza (dotykprobo... | 95.47 | 96.7% | 2023-12-08 |
| 1245. | Anver (twizzzle) | 95.43 | 96.3% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1246. | Nicholas (gucker) | 95.38 | 98% | 2023-08-08 |
| 1247. | Timtom1241 (timtom1241) | 95.38 | 96% | 2024-04-24 |
| 1248. | Alan (aflung) | 95.36 | 98% | 2024-08-02 |
| 1249. | Alfie (plumsauce) | 95.36 | 99% | 2024-11-20 |
| 1250. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 95.35 | 97.6% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1251. | qwerty (qwerty235) | 95.33 | 98.2% | 2025-01-25 |
| 1252. | Nick (krupa1727) | 95.32 | 97.1% | 2024-12-11 |
| 1253. | ictoan (ictoan791) | 95.32 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 1254. | tstats[marin049] (marin049) | 95.32 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 1255. | Almaz (almazzz1) | 95.28 | 98% | 2023-07-12 |
| 1256. | Naba (naba0224) | 95.28 | 97.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| 1257. | Alvin (forcetyper) | 95.23 | 97.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 1258. | Ken (_hotwheels_) | 95.23 | 98% | 2023-07-31 |
| 1259. | duckwrth (duckwrth) | 95.22 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |