So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7590. | The_Anchor (the_anchor) | 91.44 | 96% | 2017-07-03 |
| 7591. | Aron (skillervv) | 91.44 | 97% | 2016-06-10 |
| 7592. | jplow (jplow) | 91.44 | 95% | 2012-05-29 |
| 7593. | Eric (404ic) | 91.43 | 98% | 2017-07-07 |
| 7594. | Preetham (pgujjula) | 91.43 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 7595. | Nura (an10nim4ik) | 91.43 | 96% | 2022-09-11 |
| 7596. | Paul (pk234) | 91.43 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| 7597. | hella fast (accuracy_acc) | 91.43 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 7598. | Joshua (joshuawkj) | 91.43 | 95% | 2013-11-26 |
| 7599. | Dre (dredog17) | 91.42 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 7600. | Nemo (sanganxoidetienkuagai) | 91.42 | 95% | 2011-05-13 |
| 7601. | ReNeOed (reneoed) | 91.42 | 97% | 2015-11-22 |
| 7602. | Jackie (september4) | 91.41 | 98% | 2014-01-07 |
| 7603. | Carlin (carlin) | 91.41 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 7604. | Daniel (lasalletyper) | 91.40 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 7605. | Joshua (joshuajoshuak) | 91.40 | 95% | 2016-11-21 |
| 7606. | Skyler (skylrrr) | 91.39 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 7607. | Rob (destructo91) | 91.39 | 98% | 2017-07-08 |
| 7608. | djblue (guccistyle) | 91.39 | 96% | 2014-11-03 |
| 7609. | nils (nilers) | 91.39 | 95% | 2014-03-04 |
| 7610. | Monte Carlo (polishtyper) | 91.39 | 97% | 2015-08-04 |
| 7611. | John (jkas62) | 91.39 | — | 2009-09-30 |
| 7612. | Samuel (samuelga) | 91.38 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 7613. | Austin (austin_biceps) | 91.37 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 7614. | JAWN (johnsusername) | 91.36 | 98% | 2013-08-30 |
| 7615. | Sarah (roswes23) | 91.36 | 94% | 2011-09-01 |
| 7616. | Christina (silvertina33) | 91.36 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 7617. | Amy (lovemehobo) | 91.36 | 97% | 2015-05-19 |
| 7618. | amh1499 (ineverquit) | 91.36 | 94% | 2015-09-18 |
| 7619. | WICKED QUICK (devinduyt) | 91.35 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |