I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6104. | Bill (billm) | 98.60 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 6105. | Will (pozzpyo) | 98.60 | 98% | 2021-11-13 |
| 6106. | Tinumír (tinumir) | 98.60 | 99% | 2021-07-10 |
| 6107. | Carbr3 (carbr3) | 98.58 | 97% | 2025-08-12 |
| 6108. | idpo (idpo) | 98.58 | 97% | 2025-08-13 |
| 6109. | Shawn (isamaj) | 98.58 | 98.1% | 2024-10-03 |
| 6110. | Dave (typerdave11) | 98.58 | 98% | 2018-07-29 |
| 6111. | durian (xhikmandurian) | 98.58 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 6112. | Goats on a Boat (biokunt) | 98.58 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 6113. | DJ (derrejchen) | 98.58 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 6114. | Nathan (alteriffic) | 98.57 | 97.7% | 2024-05-20 |
| 6115. | its_Atrap (its_atrap) | 98.57 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 6116. | Shaun (hemoe) | 98.57 | 96% | 2019-08-28 |
| 6117. | brektfast (brektfast) | 98.56 | 98% | 2020-02-10 |
| 6118. | cabbie12 (cabbie12) | 98.56 | 96.4% | 2024-03-15 |
| 6119. | Guest (whoyoung99) | 98.56 | 98.1% | 2023-12-19 |
| 6120. | valgard (valgardg) | 98.55 | 96% | 2022-07-13 |
| 6121. | tdR (tdrftw) | 98.55 | 96.3% | 2023-11-07 |
| 6122. | [ISRA]GTSWPM (gtswpm150) | 98.55 | 98% | 2018-05-17 |
| 6123. | Allen (coraza) | 98.54 | 98% | 2018-12-15 |
| 6124. | Scott (ciplon) | 98.53 | 96% | 2018-08-07 |
| 6125. | Chimney (chimneywastaken) | 98.53 | 98% | 2025-06-22 |
| 6126. | glow2:wave: selling 3k shar... | 98.53 | 98% | 2022-07-23 |
| 6127. | Lemon Cat (sourestsourpuss) | 98.53 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 6128. | Bruce (milothatch) | 98.53 | 95% | 2019-06-16 |
| 6129. | Bob (bobloblaw786) | 98.51 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 6130. | SuckaSurprise (suckasurprise) | 98.51 | 96% | 2023-04-15 |
| 6131. | mohammad (toplap) | 98.51 | 99.3% | 2024-10-25 |
| 6132. | Anton (tonyr350) | 98.51 | 97.5% | 2024-09-22 |
| 6133. | Blobfish (blobfishpotatoes) | 98.51 | 98% | 2023-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |