The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 39008. | Hanif (hanif) | 51.97 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 39009. | sajad (parrasajad) | 51.96 | 95.7% | 2023-10-07 |
| 39010. | Miras (miras14) | 51.96 | 95% | 2019-01-13 |
| 39011. | A (viking_) | 51.96 | 98% | 2018-10-15 |
| 39012. | chris (texas) | 51.96 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 39013. | Chelsea (chelseacoughsupgli... | 51.96 | — | 2010-12-12 |
| 39014. | Vincent (vincema) | 51.95 | 95% | 2022-11-13 |
| 39015. | sanderman123 (sanderman123) | 51.95 | 95% | 2023-03-17 |
| 39016. | Jace (jaceward34) | 51.95 | 91% | 2017-04-26 |
| 39017. | John Francis (casterjohn) | 51.95 | — | 2010-07-04 |
| 39018. | Larik (gentro) | 51.95 | — | 2009-04-18 |
| 39019. | Mat (matumilian) | 51.94 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 39020. | kaka (kaka_taka) | 51.94 | 95% | 2023-08-29 |
| 39021. | Петя (prospetsnaz) | 51.94 | 92% | 2016-05-22 |
| 39022. | Jake (dekker) | 51.93 | 94% | 2016-04-19 |
| 39023. | markneil (markneil20) | 51.93 | 90% | 2013-07-29 |
| 39024. | Martin (matopeto) | 51.92 | 97% | 2021-07-05 |
| 39025. | Max (max_colemak_enjoyer) | 51.92 | 91.9% | 2023-10-17 |
| 39026. | Bell (beurek294) | 51.92 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 39027. | Gaurav_GS (gsingh01234) | 51.92 | 95% | 2016-04-17 |
| 39028. | Dimitris (yoofighter) | 51.91 | 97% | 2020-07-05 |
| 39029. | Bharath (bharath0915) | 51.90 | 95% | 2022-05-27 |
| 39030. | Tashi (drscientist) | 51.90 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
| 39031. | Jordan (jfilip56) | 51.90 | 95% | 2013-05-07 |
| 39032. | Reuben (rxxbxnl) | 51.90 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
| 39033. | olan (immaspud) | 51.90 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
| 39034. | even (lik141) | 51.90 | 95% | 2016-04-06 |
| 39035. | UMS (umskal) | 51.90 | — | 2010-04-09 |
| 39036. | Matt (ovalaxis) | 51.89 | 95% | 2022-05-03 |
| 39037. | cardinals (arizonacardinals) | 51.89 | — | 2010-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |